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Oh No He's Hot

You, Denki, Kirishima, and Mina had been hanging out in your room for a while just chilling. You and Denki were bonding over memes while Mina and Kirishima were talking about hoe dumb flat earthers were. "Hey guys I'm kinda hungry," you whined. "Same here" Mina agreed. The boys just nodded. "WHAT DO WE WANT" you suddenly stood up on your bed and screamed." food?" Mina, Kirishima, and Denki questioned. "I CAN'T HERE YOU" (EYE EYE CAPTAIN OHHHHHHHH WHO LIVES INA PINEAPPLE UNDER THE- sorry it had to be done)  you yelled. "FOOD" they all exclaimed while rising to their feet. "WHEN DO WE WANT IT" you screeched. "NOW" they yelled with an equal amount of energy. 

"OMG SHUT THE FRICK UP" an unknown voice screamed from next door. "HAAAAAAH" you screeched. (if you haven't already noticed there will be very much screeching) "WHO THE FRICKITY FRICK WOULD INTERUPT MY  SACRED FOOD RITUAL," you screamed angrily while getting off your bed and rolling up your sleeves. "C'mon guys we got some plebs to beat the crap out of," you stated whilst heading out the door.

 Once Mina, Denki, and Kirishima finally realize what's happening you were already banging on the door of the unknown neighbor yelling who knows what. "What should we do," Kaminari asks about on the brink of a mental breakdown. "Mina you can tell him," Kirishima says calmly. "Let me tell you something Kaminari" Mina paused for a second taking a deep breath "If you interrupt (Y/n)'s weird rituals you might as well start planning your funeral". "WHAT," Denki exclaimed while getting up and trying to leave the room to stop your psycho self from murdering someone. Kirishima stood up quickly and stopped him and sat him down. "I'm afraid stopping her would be just as worse," Kirishima said calmly. "THEN WHAT DO WE DO" Denkii yelled. "We sit and pray," Mina said with her head down.

 Kirishima was already on the floor praying to whatever god he believed. By the time Denki turned around Mina was already doing some type of interpretive dance and singing to who knows what. 'Well, I don't really wanna die sooooo' Denki thought to himself. Suddenly Denki was trying to bargain with some higher being to help all of them to get out of this alive. While your friends were being complete crackheads you were having a yelling match with a certain blonde hot head. 

(basically, I'm gonna go back to when you yeeted out of your dorm room thingy) 

You were mad like really mad. 'The audacity' you thought to yourself 'who does he even think he is interrupting my ritual'. Frick them (We don't assume genders in this household) you thought banging on his door violently.  You heard a big crash then shuffling. "WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT" "STOP BANGING ON MY DOOR" "I'M COMING CHILL". You heard him getting closer to the door never failing to quit banging on the door. Suddenly the door opened and you kinda forgot you were banging on their door and you started hitting his skull. 'Ow,' you thought while looking down at your hand 'they have a hard skull'. "Oi what the heck do you want ," they groaned. You finally decided to look up at the ritual ruiner. 'Oh, no know he's hot' you thought after looking up.

A/n: I'm really sorry for not updating I spent the last 2 days going to SwEeT hOMe AlAbAMa. No joke though. Also, I'm gonna try and write some more of the next chapter by the end of the night so let me get on that. Anyways I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter remember I'm open to suggestions and ideas love you guys:)