BNHA - One Shots

31 - {{ Kiribaku }}

Eijirou Kirishima × Katsuki Bakugou- Mina's Dirty Mind

This one is pretty short, but I thought it was a funny concept.

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  "Where's Kiri and Bakugou? I thought they'd be coming." Kaminari said.

"I bet they're too busy with eachother. I'll go get them~" Mina giggled, running off to the boys dorms.

The dorm rooms had practically paper thin walls and doors, unfortunately for the boys.  But, Mina could easily hear if the two were in the same room by standing just outside the door. Immediately upon entering the floor, she heard yelling from Bakugou's room. She crept up and listened quietly from outside.

"Bakugoooou, I can't— can't take any- ngh- more!" Kirishima panted.

"I knew it, they are hooking up!" Mina thought.

"Whatever, Kiri. I know you like it." Bakugou replied.

"He never calls anyone by their real names!" Mina thought, getting more ecstatic that her ship had sailed.

"F-fine, just a little bit more, but thats it— mph!" Kirishima was muffled by something.

"Do you like it?" Bakugou asked, his voice lower and quieter than before.

She supposed that Kirishima made a grunting then gagging sound, Mina's imagination went wild. But it all stopped when Kirishima yelled, "I didn't think you could make this one even hotter! Why is your curry so spicy Bakugou!"

"I told you, shit hair. I'm testing it, and you owe me for those study sessions. So you're trying it! Just drink your damn milk and stop complaining." Mina could practically hear Bakugou roll his eyes.

"How did Kirishima make curry tasting sound so sexual! Ugh, no fun." Mina whined, knocking on the door.

"I hear you two in there! You're late to movie night!" Mina yelled.

"Fuck off, Racoon Eyes. We'll show up to your damn movie night whenever we want to!" Bakugou yelled, not even opening the door.

Kirishima coughed, his voice seemed a bit more gruff than usual, "That's no way to talk to a friend, Bakugou!"

The door opened, showing Kirishima's red face he was holding a large glass of milk that was pretty much empty. She could clearly see several bowls of curry around the room.

"Were you crying?" Mina asked, seeing traces of tears down his cheeks.

"I only cry manly tears, and his curry felt like it was murdering me." He said, drinking the remaining amount of milk.

"C'mon Bakugou, let's go! I need to get more milk from downstairs, and it's movie night!" Kirishima looked back towards the explosive boy.

"F-fine." He shoved his hands in his pockets, and followed the two downstairs.

As Mina left she felt sad that she still couldn't confirm the two being in a relationship. But, stopped feeling so sad when she thought back to something.

"If they were just testing curry, why did Bakugou call Kiri by his real name? Maybe they could still be dating!" Mina thought, her hopes coming straight back almost as quick as they left.

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Oof like I said, short. I thought it was a cool idea, and would rather not add anymore unneccessary descriptions to increase the word count.

Hope you enjoyed~

Word Count: 523