Because those two activities are surprisingly calming
- lol imagine a patriarch Samatoki walking through the clan's HQ wearing a suit, slicked back his hair, smoking a cigarette, with his men behind him and barely made it to the meeting in time
- My headcanon is that Jiro acts like a bad boy/delinquent even though he never even shoplifted.
- do you think only the 3 line (Saburo, Riou, Dice, and Doppo) can withstand Riou's cooking?
- An action movie featuring the 3 line in hypmic would be epic as hell. Imagine like, the fate of the world lies in the hands of a middle school student, a retired military veteran, a gambler, and a tired office worker. And there's like, explosions and shit.
Saburo would be the brains of the group. The only one with common sense and doesn't panic at the direst situation. He's basically everyone's impulse control.
Saburo: "we need help from an adult"
Dice: "hey, we're adults!"
Saburo: "a real adult"
Riou, Dice, and Doppo in unison: "....understood"
Riou would be the muscle of the group. The one who fought most of the bad guys.
Dice would be the 'why is it always me?' or the one who brightens up the mood. His bullshit luck is the only reason he hasn't gotten himself killed.
Doppo is the 'unexpectedly a badass' guy of the group, you would not want to make him angry when he's feral.
Bad guy: *screeches* "get your fucking dog, bitch!"
Saburo: "it don't bite"
Bad guy: "yes it do!"
Saburo and Riou are the only ones who get shit done. Dice and Doppo are the dumb bitches who only fought amongst themselves.
The plot is about Saburo somehow trying to save the world with the help of these weirdos he met on the way. So like:
Bad guy: you'll never stop me
Saburo: that's when you're wrong, evildoer! We will stop you with the power of friendship!
Dice: Harmony!
Doppo: Incredible violence!
Riou: and love!
That's all
- I have no idea what's going with the plot but after reading people's tweet and looking at people's fanart, I can safely assume that Doppo is now a father of a dumbass highschool kid.
So like imagine after Jiro and Doppo fought side by side together, Doppo said "great job" in which Jiro replied with "thanks dad" and they just looked eachother like (; O_O) (O_O;)
- Ok, so I was playing Yakuza Kiwami when I get to the part where the protagonist goes to a host club called Stardust..or something and my brain goes "what if Hifumi works there in the future" and I was like "wut...". Because the game takes place in Shinjuku (too perfect) in the early 2000s, specifically Kabuki-cho. I quickly dismissed the thought.
- my Hypmic OCs are so gay omg. But I haven't even figure out what division they represent lmao
- does aging up characters in a fanfiction makes putting them in an r-18 content ok? I don't really think so but I guess it is maybe?? Idk
- *thinks of the MMD video I made with that one Doppo model* mmm sexy boy
- I wanna top Samatoki and Juto so bad
- I want Ichijuku to (and I cannot stress this enough) step on me
- I wanna make a hypmic male reader insert fanfiction but I'm too embarrassed to even finish it. I was like "omigod they kissed I can't even asdfdrfggg" even though I'm the one who wrote it.
- I like how we all collectively agree that Ramuda is the ultimate top like yeah, sure he looks like a bottom but I just can't picture Ramuda bottoming. I just can't see it
- every ship with Doppo is extremely valid. Especially when he's the one who tops
- why do I keep forgetting that Dice kinda lives with Ramuda? Like omigod they were roommates
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Hypnosis Mic Incorrect Quotes (and Shitposts)
HumorSomeone had to do it to them a collection of HypMic incorrect quotes and shitposts most of these would probably include ships or something Cover edited by me
