Jakurai: I can't believe I forgot my phone. I hope Ramuda enjoyed his birthday present yesterday. Oh, he called.
Phone: You have 17 new messages
Jakurai: What??
Phone: Message 1
Ramuda: Hey, doc. Thanks for the "bazinga" T-shirt, it's...great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Ichiro can't drive and I ran Samatoki's Mazda into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together.
Samatoki: You still owe me for that!
Ramuda: Yeah, yeah, I gotchu, I gotchu. Mazdas are really flammable, did you know that? I didn't know that. Well, I do now, but anyway, I'll call later when we need a pick up from the show, alright?
Ichiro: *Grunts*
Ramuda: Woo! Ichiro, you're up! Peace, Jakurai!
Phone: End of message
Jakurai: I'm not listening to all of these *skips to the final message*
Phone: Message 17
Ramuda: Oh my God, is he dead?? Why did you put him in the car?!
Samatoki: He's one of ours you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital!
Ichiro: Ramuda, when are we getting to Chuck-E-Cheese?
Ramuda: Ichiro, shut up! Jakurai, please pick up the phone, we're in so much trouble! The Iggy Azalea show went south, so we decided to make our own but- oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Go to my house, open the far desk drawer and burn everything inside! Hold your breath while you're doing it. Use that stupid T-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, Jakurai!
Samatoki: RAMUDA! EYES ON THE ROAD!
Ichiro: Truck!!
All: *Screaming*
Phone: End of message
Jakurai: Man, they never invite me to their parties
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Hypnosis Mic Incorrect Quotes (and Shitposts)
HumorSomeone had to do it to them a collection of HypMic incorrect quotes and shitposts most of these would probably include ships or something Cover edited by me
