This probably has been done before, but oh well
Ichiro x Samatoki
You grew up shipping SasunaruRamuda x Jakurai
Your ideal ship dynamic is enemies to hate-fuck buddies to lovers with a hint of mutual healingIchiro x Ramuda
Your ideal ship dynamic isIchiro x Jakurai
You wanna fuck dad figuresRamuda x Samatoki
You like to see Samatoki getting peggedJakurai x Samatoki
Your ideal ship dynamic isTDD
Your horniness almost outweighed your thirst for more canon contentJuto x Jiro (Yo what the fuck)
You like the dynamic of IchiSama, but you like the 2-gumi moreHifumi x Gentaro
You like the dynamic of RamuJaku, but you like the 2-gumi moreRiou x Saburo
FBI OPEN UPDice x Doppo
You like the 3-gumi better than other members in each divisionRiou x Dice
You're a sucker for characters who have a heart that is just as big as their tiddi- I mean muscleDice x Gentaro
Your ideal ship dynamic is moron/morosexualRamuda x Gentaro
Admit it, you're a rat fuckerRamuda x Dice
Your guilty pleasure ship dynamic isDoppo x Hifumi
Your ideal ship dynamic is an old married couple, and/or you just want good things for Doppo. Also it's this imageIchiro x Dice
Your ideal ship dynamic is that legendary Anthony Padilla vineDice x Jiro (bruh what)
You are a certified morosexualJuto x Doppo
You are depressed and horny on mainRiou x Juto
You are horny on main and you are either in denial or very vocal about it, there's no in-betweenJuto x Samatoki
Your ideal ship dynamic is sly asshole/angry asshole. You also want to be stepped on by JutoRiou x Samatoki
You like manly bara tiddiesDoppo x Samatoki
Your top energy is strong and I honestly respect/fear you. Or maybe you just really like seeing Samatoki getting peggedJakurai x Hifumi
Doppo x Jakurai
You definitely wanna fuck dilfs. Also you're probably broke and in a desperate need of sugar daddiesSamatoki x Saburo
Don't talk to meMTC
You are very horny on main and you stan MTCFP
You stan FP and a rat fuckerMTR
You like dilfs and you stan MTRAny Buster Bros ship with each other and shipping the two minors with adults
Get the fuck outDoppo harem
You really just want good things for Doppo because he deserves everything good in this world. Also, you think that Doppo could, like, get itOtome x Ichijuku
You are either a lesbian who likes milfs or you just want to be stepped on by these ladiesIchiro x Nemu
Your ideal ship dynamic is rom-com couples. Also you're probably heterosexual.I probably missed some ships but eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Hypnosis Mic Incorrect Quotes (and Shitposts)
HumorSomeone had to do it to them a collection of HypMic incorrect quotes and shitposts most of these would probably include ships or something Cover edited by me