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Jiro: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Saburo: If you say "addictionary" I swear to fucking God I will cut you.

Jiro: I was gonna say "high definition", but yours is better.

Source: Tumblr

Honestly the "Dice is Otome's son" conspiracy is never not funny to me, because it's basically saying that Otome has a roomba son whom she lets loose somewhere in Tokyo.






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