My Immortal copypasta, but it's Samatoki

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Hi my name is Samatoki Mr. Hardcore Yokohama Bad Boy Aohitsugi and I have badass white hair (that's how I got my name) with two ahoges like bunny ears and bloody red eyes like period and a lot of people tell me I look like Takuya Kimura (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Nakigitsune but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I have pale skin. I'm also a rapper, and I'm in a rap group called Mad Trigger Crew in Yokohama where I'm in the leader (I'm twenty-five). I'm a yakuza (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly dad Hawaiian shirts. I love Wacko Maria and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a white shirt with two skulls on it and a blue pants, a necklace and black boots. A lot of thugs stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

This is very painful for me to type

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