Aries: I HATE EVERYTHING *tries to break something but doesn't have enough energy*
Taurus: Eats the entire kitchen then throws it all up
Gemini *lying in bed* I need to go to the hospital I think I'm gonna die help me I'm gonna die THIS IS THE END
Cancer: *inside pile of blankets and pillows* *tear rolls down cheek* the world is so cruel
Leo: *sitting in a pile of tissues* I can never show my face again
Virgo: *on web MD website* MOM OH MY GOD HELP I HAVE PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOKONIOSIS
Libra: sleeps all day, occasionally wakes up to eat medicine and complain.
Scorpio: sleeps and watches Netflix/YouTube
Sagittarius: tries to do stuff and ends up making themselves more sick
Capricorn: the most miserable thing on earth just lies in a ball all day
Aquarius: I SAID IM NOT SICK *throws up* tru I pretend nothing even happened
Pisces: lies in bed staring at the ceiling surrounded by stuffed animals
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Zodiac Signs
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