Aries: Welcome back to me screaming *screams*
Cancer: this chicken is almost as juicy as my ass
Scorpio: I don't need friends, they disappoint me
Libra: who am I? Let's go to the beach beach... ninki minjaj
Virgo: *blowing smoke* aDam
Aquarius: *playing piano* - Aries: *kicks piano* sAiL
Um who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had-Pisces: I never went to oovoo javer
Virgo: even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself
Scorpio: just remember, no one will be able to hate you more, than you hate yourself
Taurus: ayHh sToP. I could've dropped my croissant
Gemini: I'm done with this dumbass school and all these fake ass people -hey- hey. Fuckin bitch
Aries: welcome to bible study where all good children of Jesus are - Scorpio: *snorting drugs *- kUmbAyA mY loRd
Virgo: I think I- I think I know more about American girl dolls than you do genius
Aquarius: cocaine ruin your brain aye, please don't do cocaine aye, cocaine ruin your brain what, please don't do cocaine hey
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Zodiac Signs
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