curse words in this one
Aries: One two three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND
Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST
Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy
Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
Leo: Lets dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feasts for everyone even peasants!!!
Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War
Libra: I'd like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!!!
Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants 2 kill me or fuck me #tru
Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I right???
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER
Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!!
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Zodiac Signs
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