Aries: Breaking someone's nose
Taurus: Ordered dozens of pizza on the principal's credit card
Gemini: Changed their grades on the teacher's computer
Cancer: Called the teacher a stupid cunt
Leo: Got caught watching hentai during class
Virgo: hacked the school WiFi and disabled firewalls
Libra: Snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up in class
Scorpio: Saying "fuck" too loudly
Sagittarius: Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone
Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall
Aquarius: threatens someone with a pair of scissors
Pisces: pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for
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Zodiac Signs
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