Sign's when a serial killer is in the house
Aries: literally doesn't care and just sits on the couch chillin
Taurus: runs to the kitchen and fiercely guards the fridge
Gemini: makes jokes with the killer, then the killer realizes Gemini is cool and they go out to Chuck E. Cheese
Cancer: tries to hide but starts crying and gets found
Leo: pretends to not be scared but kinda is, still strategically makes it out of the house tho
Virgo: loses their ish but defends themself well
Libra: attempts to put up a fight but falls down the stairs or trips over a cat and ends up getting caught
Scorpio: kills the killer
Sagittarius: makes small talk with the killer and then ends up becoming the killers accomplice
Capricorn: is the killer
Aquarius: screams *make me a sandwich asshole* at the killer
Pisces: just stands there frozen, legit just doesn't move
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Zodiac Signs
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