Aries: FUCK THIS ISNT FAIR
Taurus: shit I haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini: sleeps through it
Cancer: won't stop screaming
Leo: BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo: why is it happening today?? my hair looks so good today fml
Libra: vlogging as it happens
Scorpio: Finally
Sagittarius: there's so much more stupid shit I wanted to do aw man
Capricorn: spending their last minutes eating
Aquarius: haha bitches, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. now die... slowly.. painfully
Pisces: can't even hear it going on because listening to music on max
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Zodiac Signs
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