Aries: Cut me off one more time I dare you
Taurus: STOP YELLING @ PEOPLE THEY cAnT HeAr YOU
Gemini: flipping people off doesn't really affect them fyi
Cancer: use your FREAKING blinker
Leo: is it that hard to go in a straight line???
Virgo: please calm down it's a car not an airplane
Libra: don't wave at me like your sorry
Scorpio: gEt your head out of your butt your like seriously scaring me
Sagittarius: gEt off the steering wheel like how can you even breathe?
Capricorn: please speed up oh my god
Aquarius: gEt off your phone before I rip it out of your hand and shove it up your ass honestly I can't even drive yet but that's already me
Pisces: not everyone is trying to kill you like chill please
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Zodiac Signs
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