Aries: Hitting a police officer
Taurus: Manslaughter
Gemini: Car Chase
Cancer: Not Paying Taxes
Leo: Shoplifting
Virgo: Is actually innocent
Libra: Facebook Hacking
Scorpio: Mass Murder
Sagittarius: Jumping into a Fountain
Capricorn: Trying to Cash A Stolen Check
Aquarius: Going into Area 51
Pisces: Grew a Massive Field of Weed
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Zodiac Signs
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