Aries: hey dad look it's the good cush -this is the dollar store how good can it be-
Virgo: road work ahead? uh, yeah, I sure hOpe it does
Aquarius: ha ha, I do that
Leo: fuck ya chicken strips
Libra: (Aquarius: daddy?) do I look-?
Pisces: well when life gives you lemons
Taurus: ay yo you know dis boys got his free taco- *slips*
Pisces: hi I'm rebbeca bleish (I cant tell what she said don't bully me) and I'll be your freestyle dance teacher
Cancer: I smell like beef
Capricorn: I mean 4 female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over *stares* I'm an adult virgin
Pisces: two bro's, chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay
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Zodiac Signs
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