Aries: I hid a million dollars under the *dies*
Taurus: thanks for the going away cake guys
Gemini: knock knock...... who's there....*dies*
Cancer: some cliché movie last words
Leo: you should see the look on your face
Virgo: I wonder how many times I've ever blinked
Libra: lol bye
Scorpio: I'M READY FOR HELL
Sagittarius: wait am I dying
Capricorn: finally man this was exhausting
Aquarius: I see the light... wait that's hellfire
Pisces: tell my chinchilla I love him
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Zodiac Signs
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