Zodiac Signs

Parents

Aries: he rejected you? I'll teach that little son of a bitch a lesson *takes out belt*

Taurus: idgaf if you already gave me a million reason list of why you think you should go to that party. you're not going bc I said so

Gemini: so tell me how everything's going with ____ ;) are u still fighting with ______? yeah and how about ____?

Cancer: did you take your jacket? are you sure you don't want to take some snacks? remember to put your seatbelt on and don't drink and drive!

Leo: tell me how I look in this outfit

Virgo: how are your grades? you're struggling with math? lemme help you

Libra: remember to be nice to everybody and don't forget your manners

Scorpio: Listen you little shit I'll give you till the count of three

Sagittarius: I think you look like a fuckin homeless person change clothes

Capricorn: listen I know I can be hard on you with grades and everything but I still love you :)

Aquarius: lmao do whatever you want I love you

Pisces: *hugs you and kisses you and smothers you all the time*