During morning time, after 9am but before 11am, you must say this prayer
Dear holy spirits Lin-Manuel Miranda and George Salazar, please bless our land with professionally recorded broadway shows that will be put on Netflix for the world to enjoy, cheaper tickets, legal bootlegs, better non-theatre friends, and chances to Be More Chill. Amen.
During late afternoon, after 3pm but before 5pm. We must say the same prayer.
During early night time, after 9pm but before 12pm, you must say this prayer
Dear holy spirits Lin-Manuel Miranda and George Salazar, please bless this night with audition chances in the morning. Amen.
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The Theatre Nerd Bible
Spiritüelbeing a theatre nerd is basically a religion at this point If you're a theatre nerd, a true theater nerd then you shall follow this bible this is not meant to offend anyone it's for comedic purposes but I do follow it oop-
