Dedicated to @Gatchagirl123
The ending part 1
Author-Chan woke up-
"This isn't my closet?"
"This is the couch."
"Holy cheese bread!"
There stood the 6 people they had been writing about.
"These are not the droids you are looking for."
"Yeah that is ineffective."
"It worked before..."
"What?"
"Nothing... So, uh, hi?"
"What were you doing in the closet?"
"Uh... sleeping."
"Then explain this." Logan then tossed Author-Chan's laptop in their arms.
"This is my Fanfic account."
"It's not fiction if it's true."
"This is my biography-"
"Seriously?"
"Yes, seriously! What do you expect me to say? I'm not going to lie, I'm not Dee, no offense."
"Offense taken."
"I lived in your closet, drank your tea, and wrote about your lives! Is it really that bad?"
"Yes!"
"My teas!"
"Look, I'm just following orders, I'm not doing you harm-"
"What orders?"
"From my boss?"
"Who?"
"Emile."
"Dr. Picani?"
"Why is Dr. Picani having you write about our lives?"
"It's a social experiment. He sent me to document your regressions, and put you in different situations to see how different aspects of a singular person would react. I was given the instructions to make select incidents public to then analyze how fans would react."
"Different situations?"
"Yes, for example, I brought Dee to your doorstep and gave little Pat your cat."
"How have we not noticed?"
"The infiltrator."
"The Who?"
"The infiltrator. I'm the informative, one of you made sure to keep me hidden."
"Who?"
"Me."
"Patton?"
"Yeah... but he paid me in cookies guys! I couldn't say no! Plus, Author-Chan, is pretty cool-"
"Wait, wait, wait. Your name is Author-Chan?"
"That's my code name. My real name is classified information to you, but you can call me Bee."
"I'm going to call you Bumble Bee."
"Please don't."
"Whatever you say, Bumble."
"I hate you."
"Bee, how did you manage entering the mindscape? You aren't an aspect are you?"
"Actually, I am. For Thomas I'm a sub-trait known as Dysphoria. For some people I'm a real problem, but I'm watered-down due Thomas' cisgender identity, now I serve more as his body image issues. Lucky for everyone, he's gotten better in that aspect of his life."
"And you're a girl?"
"Biologically, yes. I am the representation of the right sex in the wrong body. In another life, Thomas would be as Non-binary as me."
"Can't you shapeshift?"
"No, that's the one thing I can't do."
"That's got to be really hard."
"I manage."
"But you work for Picani?"
"I work for the agency."

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FanfictionA regression Sanders Sides au for my sister because she's the one who convinced me to write fanfics.