Him and Them

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No one asked for this, but Remy and Dee need more attention.

Today's authors: @BuilderOfWorlds and @charlieisanangel

Btw, shoutout to Dani, I just found out she reads my stuff. Surprise! It's Bee, I'm Author-Chan.

"Where are the kids?"

"Together. Logan's watching them."

"Oh, okay. I'm sure their fine then."

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"I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS!" Logan yelled.

Remy was currently little, and boy oh boy, was this a disaster. They were everywhere.

E v e r y w h e r e .

Remy was hyperactive on 14 shots of espresso and the on the verge of having a caffeine crash.

It was a no bieno situation.

Deceit wasn't great either. He was currently looking for his pet snake... Logan doesn't know its lost...

So things were great!

Remy was currently on top of the bookshelf, and Dee was under the couch, and Alex was somehow stuck on the curtains rack, and Logan was looking for his glasses that were currently on a sleeping Virgil's face, and Virgil is asleep on the stairs.

"Remy please get down! Dee come out from there. What is Alex doing? Where are my glasses!"

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"Yeah, I'm sure there doing puzzles or something."

"Aww! Virgil better snag photos!"

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"Dear god, help me."

"Pa!"

"Yes, Dee?"

"Remy has my snake!"

"Holy sh-"

"Hisss!"

"Who put Alex in a vase?!"

"Vee! Wake up! We're gonna die!"

"WHat? Whose dying? Where snake child, where?"

~~~

"Imagine Lo reading to them!"

"So cute!"

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"ALEX NO!"

"ALEX YES!"

"SOMEONE HELP ME!"

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"God, Lo loves spending time with the kids."

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"I hate taking care of children!"

"REMY IS ON THE CEILING!"

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"And Dee is so calm."

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"GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THE BLENDER!"

"But my snake-!"

"Is nowhere near the blender!"

"Nigaini!"

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"Should we check on them?"

"Yeah the house is probably on fire by now."

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"WHy aM i ON fIrE?!?!"

~~~

Author-Chan watched the chaos unfold.

"Mm. Great content." She thought.


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