Nicki Minaj's Diary

Chapter Two: Da muzic vidya

        Dear Diary, 

        So liek today is da day dat I shoot the Python music video and I am feeling turnt up. ahhahahahabwhs alright so I'm in my private jet even though the studio is like, five blocks away so we like crashed into the like studio but you know what? it's fiiiine...

        Aight so basically my outfit for da video is green undergarments with sum like big green high heels with snake heads on them #stylish and the set well basicallllllllllllyy we're in sum weird ass wack ass place idek like first theirs a moon and we're going to do a slow motion anti gravity twerk scene, then the moon is going to crash into the earth and ima be like mutuated into this giant ass freak like LITERALLY mah ass will be #GIANT #HUGUNGOUS.

        so we startin now also btw i have tah lip sync doe since it takes so much energy to shake mah bootyyyyy so basically da mooziccs is playing in the backround and im doing the slow motion twerk anti gravity twerk im like spinning around everywhere twerking and im all like WAHASHHHAHAHSHAHAHAHWHSHUjasbshadsadjaja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O M G this is so fun #turntup #turnip

        alright so now my twerking causes the moon to like crash into the earth and basically as we crash down down down im like twerk twerk twerkin and i cant #STOP! oight ill stap with the #'s ok so we're on earth and im mutated im like fucking gozilla but i got an ass and my shoes turned into like giant snakes and im twerking and everyones dying i kinda feel bad but its so fun.

        holy shit ok so this earth quake happens and then there's like 100 trillion and 800 billion six hundred and seventy two million three hundred and forty four thousand eight hundred and sixty three fissures everywhere and like hawaii is like volcanoeing there is SO MUCH MAYHEM o well i cant stop twerking then suddenly the earth implodes and we're in space and my shoes/snakes are flying around everywhere and they're like getting attacked by my ass i mean like everytime i twerk a giant ass comes out of my ass it hurts but it's so hawt omg but my poor snakes nooo..... >:(

        ok so im pretty sure this all isnt part of the video because we're literally in space and im still giant omg wtf im hurtling towards the sun wait ik i'll use my giant ass shooting powers to destroy the sun and basically what happens is my radioactivity leaks into the sun right when the giant ass hits it and the sun turns into a giant flaming ass and it cant stop twerking omg #spicy #sorryisaidi'dstop ok so i can see my snakes in the distance so i grab my broom and fly away or should i say towards the snakes and their having snake coitus so im like no stop and i shoot a giant ass on them and basically i realize there's giant asses everywhere and since i like destroyed the sun by turning it into a giant ass and kinda flew away from the sun it's fucking cold now but its fine cuz im twerking and generating that heat doe ok so the thing is my giant ass children things cant keep up and their freezing and well since there's no gravity they can't control where they're going and they're coming right for me! so i have to go matrix mode and while im going matrix mode i have to like shoot asses at them but then i realize the asses im shooting are just freezing and coming back at me OH NO then i realize the sun! so i grab my broom and fly away

        when i finally find the sun/giant spicy ass i like shoot a shit ton of asses (get it shit ton, asses, shit comes from asses omg) and there's like fiery asses and basicallllyllylylylyly we go to fight the freezy asses and we win but then i see it. somehow jupiter is flying at me but its like a giant ass with giant rings made of asses and its coming STRAIGHT FOR ME and right when i think its over for me the snakes come back with their snake children and they sacrifice themselves to stop jupiter from killing me. 

        I realize now the power i have within so I use all my power to create a new world called Nicki Minaj's Ass Planet and i make ass people and basically everyone there twerks on the planet that twerks

       

      

                                        The fucking end.