Nicki Minaj's Diary

Helichapter sixxx part 2 : beyonce must die

        dear diary,

        beyonce must die.

        she MUST DIE.

        I will do anything

        to ensure her death.

        Beyonce.

        must.

        die.

        The first thing I did was pounce on her. but she did a roundhouse rainbow kick and sent me flying! Then bluetryme pulled a frying pan out her ass and smacked ME in the ASS i meen i didnt feel anytthing but i went flying! WOAH! thankfully riri conjured a bed and I landed safely.

        alright ive had enough i will be back and i grabbed my broom and flew away.

        mirror mirror on the godamn muthafucking wall why is this beyonce bish so wicked?

        As i asked a cloud of smoke came up in the mirror and ariana grandes face was revealed. she was acting all cute and what not but i see right through her but anyhoo. she told me that beyonce was part of a secret organizaton called DESBFABWAFATEEFTSOUAOHAMAOC or DESFA for short im like dafuq that means and she be like destroy every single fake ass bish with a fake ass that every existed for the safety of us and our history and mankind and our children or just destroy every single fake ass.

        damn gurl that shit long but the long version be catchy asf anyways ariana be like yass gurl alright so the only way to defeat beyonce is.. well idk u will have to figure this out on ur own she is too perf u gotta admit she probly doesnt have a weakness but i beleive u can stop her! it is for the safety of u and ur followers!

        i gave ariana a nod and flew away, i already had a plan. first i pulled out my invitation to the granny awards after party and i saw that they would have some SCRUMPTIOUS red velvet cupcakes like yassss so i made a stop to the local bakery. I picked up some red velvet cupcakes and i put  a spell on them but ssh i aint telling ;)

        *****

        me and riri (who i guess is now my sidekick) arrived at the granny awards afterparty and daaayyyyyyyyyyyummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm everyone there was finnnne but not as fine as me i was wearing this bayootifull purple dress with a lace cutout on my ass #stylestylestylestylestyle and beyonce (!) was playing backround but uno what im fine wit it.

        so i finally found beyonce she was doing a dance on the stage and i gotta admit it wasnt bad but it was good because now my plan can go in motion. I shouted out to her YO B i challenge u to a dance off! and she was liek ew go away but u no what i'd probably wreck u anyways so lesgo yas!

        I walked up on to da dancefloor but first i asked te ugly ass asian dj to put on anaconda and everyone was like YASSS TURN UP! YASSS

        I started twerking furiously and i was pulling off a new move of my called the 360 twerk basically u get down on the ground u spin around while twerking and everyone was like yassss

        then beyonce was like mm-mm and she wuz like woosh poosh bish and summoned some back up dancers (lol) and then they started doing this haute dance routine and u wont even beleive what happened next she started twerking OMG AND SHE WAS BETTER THAN ME but its fine my plan is still twerking i mean working. ok so heres how its gonna go down, i brought a cupcake shooter and ima shoot the magic cupcake at her mouth alright i have the perfect shot 1... 2... 3...

        then i drop it wtf RIRI WHY DID U DO THAT i slap her across the face what a bish i hope she disintegrates then she points at beyonce and she has everyone around her and she's like u suck lol

        Im so infuriated. "beyonce i didnt want2dodis but u let it come to this." I did a spin and grabbed my wand and went hocus motherfuckin pocus and drained the life of everyone around her so she'd be scared but all she did was smirk and flip her hair "is this all u got?" then she pulled out her laser gun but I teleported to the roof of the building sprouted rainbow wings and flew into the sky but beyonce was quick to chase and she started shooting @me so i used my wand and created a barrier made of asses to stall her and block the laser and i hid behind it she would think i flew away but no I pulled out my own rainbow laser shooter and began firing shot after shot after pow pow shot *pow* *pow* *pooooow* i hit one right on her leg and she cried out in pain but she did a wave of her hand and summoned a mecha beyonce suit the suit did a little single ladies dance then glared at me dramatically

        o darn well its fine i still have more tricks up my sleeve I drew in the power of the souls of the people i killed earlier and transformed into super nicki! "REMEMBER ME BISH WAHHAHAHA?" I shot lasers out my eyes but i realized something we were so heavy (being giant and my giant ass and whatnot) the earth was cracking! oh no we have to go to space but i no exactly where2go I flew straight to Nicki Minaj's Ass Planet with beyonce right on my tail! I did a call and did magic on the planet and everyone was up to size and were behind my nicki army yas and beyonce was like ohno but its i guess it was fine for her cuz she did another single ladies hand twist thing and summoned an army of back up dancers but there was one last trick i have......

        i did a snap of my fingers and nmap (nicki minajs ass planet) turned into a giant comet and i sent it toward beyonce if it hit her it would cause a giant explosion destroying absolutely anything with a 6 quadrillion mile radius of it.. ik it might be a long shot but i did it anyways because i teleported to the REAL NMAP HAHAHHAHA THATS RIGHT THAT WAS A FAKE NMAP THAT BISH WAS GUN WAHAHHAHA LOL OMG YASSSS IM SO SMART and i saw in the backround a big flash and i knew my feud with beyonce was finally over. I said goodbye to my followers on the real nmap and returned safely back to earth, well there was still the problem with it cracking and natural disasters but i could fix that..

;)