Nicki Minaj's Diary

chapta' 7 : THE NICKI CHRONICLES PART FOUR

        I woke up and could see the sun rising above the trees across the river. I got up, my dirty hair getting tangled in the bushes I slept in. Speaking of dirty hair, I was pretty much a mess of chocolate and I felt sticky after rolling around in so much candy. I decided to go to the river to clean up, but when I arrived the river was gone! 

        "dafuq is this madness" i said to myself outloud. Seriously there was just a ditch in the middle of the forest where the hell did the river go. I went up the river to try to find the source. After a couple of minutes I came to a stop because I heard someone talking. I kneeled in a small patch of bushes and listened.

        "We gotta find her soon," the voice said. "or dey'll release dem mutation things. I dun even wanna think 'bout it it's so creepy." 

        What mutations? Oh gosh this is like the hunger games i should've read that book then i would know what would happen next. Also, the voice must be iggy or katy since they said "her". 

        "Look," a second, higher pitched voice said. "I saw her run into the forest here. We just find the fake skank and everything's good. We'll do it for selena, alright?"

        "Alright," said the lower voice. I was deciding whether or not to go back to clearing when snoop fish's voice boomed through the arena

        "Hey hey hey what's poppin'? alright so i'm pretty sure you gals all need something to win this game so.... come to the candy corn cornucopia and there will be prizes for y'all aight? k have a good day ladies and may the odds be ever in ur favor." there was a click and all was back to normal. I took it all in for a second. What could I possibly need? Then again it was something they must know I needed (idk how) so i just ran from the voices and back to the clearing.

        When i was there I was confronted by atleast 10 other people wait wtf there were more people here? I could see my secretary JLo, ariana grande, that girl from twilight, and some other people that no one really knows. but there was one person that stood out to me... beyoncillmyself! omg and she was looking right at me despite all the fighting going on behind me she had a bag in her hand, it had straps so she could put it over her shoulders like a backpack. then after a while she just smiled and ran to the choco mountain. 

        I would've pulled out my machine gun but i remembered i had the ultimate weapon, the gummy anaconda! so I took that from around my waist and dove into the fray. first i slapped it at the lorde bish and she died immediately then i did a triple back flip and climbed onto the top of the candy corn cornucopia horn thing and i jumped down, spinning around, transforming into an anaconda-copter! i sliced off ariana and JLo's head - regretfully - and then sliced up that twilight chick and the rest of them scurried away! wahahhaha dumb hoes.

        Now that everything is quiet,I went into the candy horn and saw a green bag, so small it could fit around my wrist. it also had the letter N so i knew it was for nicki yass. I picked it up and opened it immediately. There was a small circular button on a piece of metal. I pressed the button and instantly jay-z and blue ivy came out in battle poses and they said, "who do we kill this time bey?" then they looked at me and started charging at me. OML holy shit i ran as fast i could back into the forest and i think i must've lost them because I didn't see them behind me after a while. 

        Why the fuck were they in my bag? I don't need that! Then i realized that beyoncry must've switched my item with hers. doesn't make sense since her bag was like a lot more bigger than mine but still. But what was my item that i supposedly desperately needed? I looked at the mountain, hoping it would answer my question, but of course, nothing happened. The sun was now high in the sky, so it must be afternoon. I decided I have to find beyonce and end this all once and for all...