Dear Diary
It's me, nicki. Da queen.
Today I just finished writing my new song, 'Python' after 'Anaconda' became such a huge hit with horny dude's everywhere jerking off to my ass.
Wanna hear da lyrics? Of course ya do, dis is how it went down in da studio:
5 HOURS EARLIER
" Is dis ting on? " I asked the sound booth guy, Bob, he nodded his head saying yes.
" Okay, play da beat for me " I spat and he did, laying down some serious hip tracks yo.
" Uh, ya dat's right. Young money " I started before rapping ma lines
" Python, Python, Python up here. If you want my python imma give you da kill
Python, P-python, Python up here. Yeah you want ma pussy dis shit is real.
Attention up here, teacha nicki will show ya how to dis shit
imma be like world war 2 imma blow up dis shit
dont cha evah restrain yourself from me, or else imma give you a big lil ass kicking
hey, hoes like lil kim and j-lo are tryna get their ass back in the spotlight, in da title
im like ' hell naw! ' my ass bigga than da fucking white house fucking skinny bitches
my ass is bigga than your ego, ride dat shitz
bigga than obama, bigga than beyonce, my ass fucked drake, lil wayne, kim kardash and britney bitch
Python, P-python, Python up here. Yeah you want ma pussy dis shit is real.
I'm da real deal I'm da real deal
dont cha mess with me im sargent nicki, like katy on drugs or miley with her tiny titties.
errbody be saying how like im silicone, how im pityful how im da worst ting on da planet, but bishes
did'nt notice the kardashes getting plastic. Like Selena, iggy, ari and biggy they all got implants on their titties.
ha, im da fucking new queen. Rest in peace mac drake and bey imma do it for my race im outtah control
give me da phone, imma spit my rhymes in your face and give you patron. Whaaaaa, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHCACACAHAKJDJVFJUF " I spat my rhymes, my soul and cum getting into da mix.
" Great job Nicki, dis is gonna be a new hit! " Bob said and I smile before walking off.
NOW
So, i know i know its da best ting evah, just wait for da music video it'll be even betah!!
Peach, i gottah go fuck up Riri again, later bitches!!
Sex, Nicki
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