Nicki Minaj's Diary

Chapta Fo' : Nicki's Adventure's in Micky D's

        Aight hey guys, howz it goin?

        As y'all know, i was at the Apple store and I saw Riri and she was trippin over my shit like damn but i beat her ass hahahaha she wuz crying. Anywayz today i'm going on a date with drake @micky d's!! Its gon' be EXCITING! Omg he just rang my doorbell brb guiz!!!

        Alright so we just got back from micky d's let me tell you how it went <3

        So basically he rang my doorbell and I flew gracefully over the railing down to the first floor from the third floor and I GRACEFULLY opened the door and GRACEFULLY said "Hello. I was expecting you this this early," I said GRACEFULLY.

        "Hwah well u know gurl i like to treat my ladies guuuud ;)" he said and I was so flattered and I was fluttering my eyelashes and my hand was like omg wow you are so nice!        

        "Are you prepared for our absolutely wonderful day at McDonalds?" I said, as he grabbed my hand pulling me d- ok im done being literate

        so basically he pulling me into his something-otti idk like every car ends with an "ti" now like wtf anyways it looked fine doe im like damn he got PAPER so i i got in his car and he put on (any drake song here) and im like "mm-mm" and I played python and he be like "DAYUM girl i like dis song u made dis?" and im like "ya."

        Alright so when we finally arrived to Micky D's (paparazzi free cuz drake got this big ass gun if u know what i mean (wink wink)) you won't BALEEV who wuz ther it wuz riri im like "oh hell no fuck this skinny bitch" and I went up her and smacked her bald ass head and Im like "What the fuck iz u doin here hm? tell me bitch tell me!" I said all while clapping for no reason at all. And she was like oh darn and she said "Im jus gettin dat double big mac and a mcbistro chicken blt with a super duper size root beer mixed with sum sprite" I was shocked. my shocked face then turned to a grin and im like "yaaaaaaas u know gurl i can see already u aint trying to be skinny im proud gurl im pa-roud!" and then beyonce flew in and she's all like "driver roll up the partition plz i dont need these ratchets in my way like damn I SAID KEEP MY PLACE IN LINE" she said the last part to idk who but she looked somewhere in the restaraunt i couldnt see.

        "Damn beyonce i never knew you wuz so roo" riri said. I nodded in agreement

        "Well bish u better bow down cuz im about to slay a big booty bish if she dun get out mah way" she said glaring @me.

        "Wow u talking to me bish i will cut u I WILL CUT U" then drake came in and he try to break us up but i fucking ran at him and then right before i hit him i turned around and smacked his entire entity with my butt and he went flying to some other planet and beyonce was like ""damn gurl ur ass so fat u sending that poor boi to outer space damn watch tomorrow u gon get a letter from him saying yo bish i saw E.T. the other day but hows ur ratchet ass life going hm?" That tore it!!!!

        I went over and snatched her weave but being beyonce i just ended up snatching her hair and she was "BITCH MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR WTF" and then i did my signature laugh and grabbed my magical silicone burner (for those fake bishes) and I used it on her but since she was beyonce NOTHING happened! I was appaled! "Hah you dumb hoe I aint fake unlike u then she snatched my silicone burner and completely melted me I was like the witch from the wizard of oz but then suddenly riri was "MMMM-MMMMM gurl i will cut u u better stop now I learned kung fu trust me and i have chris borwn on my side so WATCH IT! and witht hat jay-z and poison ivy whatever her name was she just needed to comb her hair flew into the mcdonalds and jz wuz like "why u talkin bout mah gurl huh?" he said pushing me. " WHY U TALKING BOUT MAH GURL BITCH.?" meanwhile beyonce was in the backround finishing her concert #fab and jayz was going batshit and im like u no what im done.

        I suddenly felt power rushing through my veins and I realized I was transforming into super nicki!

        "WAAHAHAHA I HAVE FINALLY REACHED MY FINAL FORM DIE HOES WAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" I shot lasers out of my eyes and i killed jayz and i blew up beyonces concert then i took a comb and combed blue ivys hair and when i wuz dun i flew over and claimed world dominance and I was ruler of the world whahahah then i woke up

        :o