(a/n) alright so b4 i get started i just wanted to say.. a couple words.. (wipes tear) i got 100+ reads im so happy thx guys ILY <33333
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Yo bishes it's me nicki and me and mah home girl riri (from riri YASSS) decided that we're gonna start this new #series in mah diary called the nicki chronicles ok so here's our first part to the...
NICKI CHRONICLES - PART ONE
It was like any other Monday morning, boring and raining. I mean it rains every damn Monday wtf! I pull up to my work, the Nicki Detective Agency, or the NDA, and park somewhere close to the front door so i don't get too wet.
I walk inside and everyone's already busy, filing papers and making coffee and talking about cases and just being generally busy. I greet my secretary, Jennifer Lopez (we'll call her JLo), and take the elevator to my office. The minute I walk in the phones already ringing, so I go and pick dat shit up yassss!! So i pick up the phone and say "What's poppin'?"
"OH MY GOD IS IT REALLY NICKI?" a familiar voice says.
"yass bish yass it's me, whatchu need doe?" I respond
"alright so it's kind of a long story so let me make this simple" the voice says. "I was at a party on saturday, you're average highschool party and all was fine and dandy and i may have gotten a bit drunk ok? so basically i see this super hot guy and i was checking him out and idk he might've been checking me out too and then everything else is a blacked out blur but i woke up in his bed."
"Aight aight i see where ur coming from but what's the problem?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?" i ask
"Well u see i was like aw he's so cute but i gtg what if his mom finds out or his dad oml so i like #hop away and go home and when i get home my dad's all like where the fuq were u im like at a friends house and he's like more like friends party and trust me I KNOW WHAT U DID if this happens again i will be the end of you!"
"I still dun understand the damn problem! r u scared of ur dad or something girl u need to stand up to him doe yass i beleive in u!" i cheer
but the voice was like "no you dont understand first off im a guy and second of all i know why my dad knows because my nosy sister was there and she filmed it and sent it to everyone in the school!"
"oh.." was all i could say. like don't get me wrong i know how this is gonna go down so first off he's too scared to go to school today but when he goes to school tomorrow (if he does) he'll be bullied unless he has like the most accepting ass school ever (which doesnt exist) and basically he's asking me to help him... "alright so what do u want me to do?"
"NICKI u need to help me i need u to save my relationship with this guy and i need u to save my rep!" the guy said.
I WILL DO ANYTHING TO SAVE YOU! i almost said but then im like bish wtf get more professional and i be like "kk anything for some1 in need kbye"
"bye" he said
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(a/n)k ik it's short but i just wanted to get this new thing started<3 tell me if u like it
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