Dear Diary:
Oky sooooooo todayy I was watchin' pornhub wit SNOPP DOGGY DOG and like suddenly, I started laughing at some blonde bitch who was chokin on da D.
" WJAHGAfZDJ<eag/ogaospugkuash;oUIA'ouGIAIEIH" i immedatly started suddenly coughin'
" OUCIAFOIUAEFHPihdp "
" Nicki R u like having a sexuire of somethin'? " SNOPP DOGGY DOG asked me, fallin' out of his hair, his boner decreased immediatly
" zkdjFOISADFAOFBaofio9HRY" Then, randomly a snake crawls out of my mouth, slithering its crawly slime all over my tits and ass
" Ewwww..... WHO r U?????????/ " I asked it and it galred at me.
" i'M Patty da Python. Im here bceuase your stupuddd SONG ruined my life bitch " patty said and I gapsed, slapping da snake on da face
" MY SONG IS A HIT " i raged and the snake rolled its eyes at me
" NO IT IS NOT. BECAUSE OF YOU, EOPLE DONT WANT ME NO MORE " She cried and suddenly she started growing! She was EIGHT FEET TALL!!!!!!111!!!1!! * Gasp *
" look, im sorry k? I needed a new song k " i defended maself
" As HELL YOU DID. PATTY, EAT HER " Beyonce suddenly appreaded, her flawless face floating on a cotton candy cloud.
" WOAH WOAH WOAH. HOLD UP. Thats YOUR snake? " I asked beyonce and she glared at me, sling devilsihly, yet she still looked like an angel.
" You bettah think twice before zaapping me bitch " Beyonce said and patty ENGULFED me in her stomahc, killin me...
THEN everything went black................................
BUT i ripped open the snake and killed beyonce again HA
DA end
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