Nicki Minaj's Diary

Chapter 777... THE NICKI CHRONICLES PART TWO.

        "J LOO GET DA FUCK OVA HERE!" i screamed "AND BRING MY DAMN coffee." i was so stressed oml dont even get me started like first this thirsty bish i mean he's hottt but damn he needs to calm down im trying to work and then this bish THIS BISH i cant beleive she works here ok so somehow lady gaga got a job here i cant stand her she's so annoying i mean she was singing some song and she was all like I JUST WANNA BE MYSELF AND I WANT U TO LOVE.. ME FOR WHO I AM and im like ok ok i get it stfu then im getting so much calls and MY FACKING COFFEE STILL ISNT HERE "J LOOOOO"

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        Alright so after slaying sum hoes i decided to go on my lunch break (ikr all this shit and only noq it's my lunch break WTF?) k so i go over to the local mcdonalds and pull out my laptop and get to started on my case.

        I have no idea who my client is (yet) but he did leave an address and said to meet me @his house at around 5:00 pm in the morning (actually evening) and we'd talk there. so i thot this is an easy case i just have to be fab be a role model tell some bishes to back off boom done. I take a bite of my mcdouble mcmcmcmcmcmac and i swear2god i just saw beyonce watching me in the window holyshit oh god ok it was just a tree HOLY THERE SHE IS AGAIN AAAAAAH i freaked out and ran out of mcdonalds into my nickimobile and i just drove back to the NDA i was so spooked.

        J LO greeted me and asked what was wrong im like im fine, im fine... 

        but i knew something was wrong...

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        It was finally 5:00 and i drove over to the address 6669 Nigay Road on Dildo Island (search it up) and i knock knocked on the door and there was my client WTF ITS RYAN REYNOLDS DAFUQ 

        "oh hey nicki" he starts. "I guess u weren't expecting me sorry about that"

        "oh haha its fine doe" i say. "nice location"  we laugh

        "I was here since like hashtag forever!" he gives me a quick tour of the place and i sit down in the kitchen while he gets me a beverage. "so, about the, uh, issue I have."

        "uh yeah about that, so I was thinking 'bout it and i thought we could do dis simply. I go to ur school and say if u disrespect mah home boy reynolds then ima make a song and either do one of two tings. i can make a song bout you dumbasses and how garbage you is, or i can make a song about u uplifting u and instantly increasing ur rep."

        He was, to put it simply, speechless. honestly he made it a bit more dramatic than it had to be but it was good to see him happy.

        "So, i'll come to your school tomorrow and you just play along with me aight?"

        "ok, my school is Condomonia high" he said." its like a couple blocks north of my house you can go check it out."

        lol i didn't check out his school though wahahhaha

        DA NEXT DAY...

        My alarm clock went off at 7:30 am and I woke up with a stretch. The birds on my windowsill did a cheep cheep to greet me and I got up and pulled on a robe. I went downstairs and activated my Tassimo brewing thing and started making some coffee then went to take a shower. I finished and got dressed in the most fab outfit ever. It was a simple blue sweater (a tad big, a tad) and some jean shorts (distressed), i wore some pink sneakers and i tied my hair into a ponytail. I went downstairs again and grabbed my coffee, drank it and before heading out the door i grabbed my shades. then i called jefferey and we went to dildo island in my nickijet.

           when we arrived i got into my nicki mobile and drove to condomonia and i called ryan telling him i was on my way. I turned the corner and saw the giant school infront of me. I kinda slowed down my driving so i could take it all in like holy shit it had maybe 4 floors or three floors with some extremely high ceilings. there was definitely a higher part though, it looked like a tower that got slightly thinner at the top. the whole thing in general was just huge and modern looking. there was also a large space infront of the school, like half a football field.

        I called texted ryan and said i was here and walked over to the weird looking but cool looking fountain (it was like stacked cubes with water coming out of them) and sat along the edge of the pool part. 

        What surprised me was the fact that no one seemed to notice it was me. I was fine with it i mean dildo island is pretty far from everything else. also did i mention im in canada? it's not as bad as people say.

        after a couple minutes i finally saw ryan coming towards me. 

        "what's poppin," i said

        "not much" he said. "when do we execute your plan?" 

        "well i guess we could go in, i mean i brought back up dancers" i said with a wink. he looked a bit confused but he'll understand what i mean in a moment.

        We walked into the school and i quickly realised that the people outside weren't even half of the students that went to this school. like seriously the hallway was twice the size your regular hallway but it was still packed. I also noticed something different. People were... actually noticing me? wow!

        "ALL RIGHT BISHES" I shouted. i got the attention of those infront of me. "tell me where the cafeteria is." i smirked.

        We went over to the cafeteria and thankfully i could easily go to the center and attract alot of attention also my back up dancers were already waiting. I grabbed a chair and stood on it and i grabbed a megaphone and started my mini speech

        "Ok LISTEN UP LISTEN UP ITS NICKI IN THE BUILDING!" i said into the megaphone. I instantly had heads towards me and i saw a couple people walk into the cafeteria curiously. "So my boi ryan here has a bit of a problem here..." i looked over at ryan for approval to continue and he nodded. "He went to one of ur high school parties and i guess things happened and he ended up in bed with a hot guy." I earned some gasps and ryan blushed a little but still held his ground.

        I still continued. "basically he called me so i could be here for him when he comes out to the school and i want to make sure you all accept him for who he is!!!!" the cafeteria started yelling or something idk but it didnt sound negative so i assumed that dey was fine with it. then suddenly a group of girls came up to us. I recognized them instantly it was iggy! and katy and selena wtf were they doing here

        "ew look its the bish who landed on me with her fat ass during the grammys" said iggy, walking forward a bit more. her possy followed her. "So, whatcha think you is doing in our school??" she approached me more. I could tell shit was about to go down.

        "Look i know u heard me i didnt come here to cause trouble im just here for a friend in need" i said matter of factly. ryan came up to my side and said "yeah so.. you better back off!" he said sternly. all of a sudden iggys fist collided with my face and SHIT. WENT. DOWN.

        I started grabbing her hair and punched her in stomach and she was kicking me and then suddenly we were on the ground rolling around and ryan was screaming STOP but iggys possy was like YASS U GO IGGY omg who will win the fight find out next time on

        THE NICKI CHRONICLES

(a/n) if there are any spelling mistakes/ general errors plz excuse them thx <3