Nicki Minaj's Diary

Chipter Sixxx : Nicki unleashed!

        After my feud with Beyongay I decided I needed to end her once in for all, and I had the perfect idea!!!!!!!!

        Aight guise i hav da best idea ever!11!! ok so here's how it go's im going to the granny awards tonight and so is beyondtrash and jaypee and bluekylie alright so me and riri are going to go on the catwalk and we're going to sprout our wings and swoop down on them ill tell you the deets when I get back.

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AIGHT GUYS I JUST GOT BACK OMG ITS SO FUNNY LEMME TELL U HOW IT WENT DOWN wahhahahaha

        so first things first we went arrived in our double limos which is basically a limo ontop of a limo flying through the air and we gracefully landed and started our entrance with fireworks and we like had these red dresses which were made of authentic red carpet i mean it was just fab right? I cud see beyongay in the distance and she was maaaaad ooooo im telling u she look like she just smacked in the face with a refridgerator!!! ahahahwhahwhahwhahwhahwhawhahwhahhwahhwhahwhahwha ok so we went inside and there were people they were mad crazy like dayum then this hunk named kayden slapped my ass and winked at me and im like "aaay turn up" and then the party really got started

        I was on da danceflor twerking and guys were everywhere checking me out and then suddenly i realized the awards ceremony was about to start! I called riri on my iTwerk (thats right i made them change the name from iphone to iTwerk so kewl amirite?) and we both sprouted our wings and flew up to da catwalk, gracefully. thankfully beyoncarcrash went up before me for best female singer i mean wtf who the hell thought to give the award to her it shud be MINE!

        i was snapped back to reality when riri was like WE GOTTA GO BISH and im like damn straight and we flew down but we had to make sure no one saw us fly down so we were like hocus pocus bish and we went invisible and we swooped but down and when i landed i was greeted by a mass of bleached ass aussie ass hair and im like dafuq? who dis bish.

        NICKI GET YO FAT ASS OFFA ME! i heard her say then i realized i wasnt on beyoncalamity i was on iggy! wtf these wings gots problems i mean beyonces all the way over there and- oh god wait how does iggy know its me? I mean i know i got a big fat ass but im supposed to be invisible! i looked down and realized my CLOTHES were invisible oh ma lord oh ma jaysus oh ma GAWD!! im naked on iggy and i have wings! then beyonces like "Astonishing! The two women with fake buttocks are lesbian? I never knew!" then everyone was like whahahahha then iggy was all mad and she smacked me up the head and im like hell no and i started cat fighting and i thought i was gonna get beat then I remembered my greaest ASSet! my ass! i butt bumped and she went flying through the ceeiling "poor gurl" then i decided this needs to end.

I flew over to beyonce snatched her award and smacked her up the head with it, or atleast I tried to. she grabbed my hand and was like bish no while shaking her head then she used the force to bring kim kartrashians wine glass and threw it on me im like OH HELL NAW i ripped off my dress (or atleast i tried) but then I realized i didnt have any clothes...

        "SKANK" she said and everyone started laughing. I was so hurt! SHE WAS GOING TO GET IT BEYONCE MUST DIE!

        ...to be continued yas!..