Nicki Minaj's Diary

Chipotle 7 : THE NICKI CHRONICLES PART 3

        I jumped into the air and did a drop kick on her but I missed and hit Katy Perry then she was like rooooooooooooaar and im like shut ur mouth and slapped across the face then suddenly i noticed the area transforming into a specific scene from a specific music video by katy perry possibly called california gurls and then there were evil gummy bears and we were dressed as girl scouts then  the four of us were put into four corners of the map then I heard snoopy doggs voice say

        "welcome hoes to the 1st annual hoe game may the odds be ever in ur favor kk lesgo." then this big gong went off and i had the instinct to just run forward

        after about five mins i noticed a gumball machine gun on the ground and licorice grappling hook. i picked them up and ran a bit more in the same direction and i was confronted by a giant chasm and there was molten caramel at the bottom. how was i gonna get across?

        i walked along the edge when i finally realized that even if i walked all along the edge i'd be too exhausted from walking because it was such a giant chasm but then i swear i saw something on the other side... was that katy? i walked back into the bushes a bit and took out my machine gun and looked a bit more closely with the scope part. yes! that was her! but there was someting else about her... she had something in her hands, i think it was a bow. then suddenly something whizzed past me and landed in one of the candy cane trees behind me. i looked behind me and saw a cinnamon stick arrow lodged in the tree. That skank! she was shooting at me. I quickly raised my machine gun and began to fire and that hoe started running away wahahhaha what a thot!

        i had to figure out a way to get across the chasm or i'd be stuck in my corner of the map without food!!!!!!! then i remembered i have my grappling hook hahahahha! I'm such a stupid hoe sometimes! i shot my grappling hook towards the thickest tree and did a graceful jump across the chasm and landed safely on the other side.

        i started immediately looking for some sort of food. i mean don't get me wrong candy's delish but i cant live off this shit. I walked farther into the dense forest, taking a few bites of the bubble gum berries. As I continued to trek forwards the forest started to clear and after a minute the forest was behind me and there was a big circular clearing. In the center of the clearing was a giant hollow candy corn horn, and selena!

        She didn't seem to have any weapons on her, nor did she seem to notice me so I pulled up my gun and shot her in the head. She died. rip selena gomez 1992-2014. I dashed into the horn and I saw a million weapons everywhere! There was a giant gumball mace, a candy cane sword, gummy bear bombs, all sorts of cool things. But I saw one that I knew was put there for me, a long, green, gummy anaconda! I picked it up, along with a couple knifes made of hardened caramel and went out.

        Wait, did I just see Beyonclash again? ur just going crazy nicki it's the pressure omg she's right there she's looking right at me oml i began shooting her down but nothing worked wtf I cant kill her i just ran away into the forest. i ran and ran and ran and after a while I came across a sprite river. I guess I didn't notice how thirsty i was (hehe) because i shoved my face into the river and drank as much as my mouth could hold.

        It was getting really dark now and I decided I should find somewhere to sleep. I jogged forward a bit, and I noticed the terrain getting a bit more rockier. It was then I realized that I was climbing a mountain! (a chocolate mountain)! I jogged a bit faster and stopped when I found a good spot. there was a "cave", i guess you could call it. it was more like a deep indent on the side but it at least blocked the wind. i went inside and laid down, falling asleep in the comfort of soft warm chocolate....

        I woke up to a crashing noise. I looked forward and noticed the entrance to my cave being covered by a white chocolate avalanche! oh no! before i could jump out the entrance was completely covered, with only a tiny bit of light shining through. welllll.... wtf. I'm stuck here. I knew i should grabbed some of those bombs.. 

        I had to get out, so I tried breaking apart the snow with my knives, but they ended up breaking apart. "What the fuck did I do to deserve this!" I tried eating some of it but after a couple mouthfuls it was just too disgusting, there must be some way to get out of here! I tried looking around the cave, using the specks of light as my guide. At one point of rubbing my hands against the surface of the cave, i felt a sharp piece of something in front of me. I tried ripping it off, but to no avail. I tried shooting it off, and it still didn't work. But when I shot my grappling hook at it, I could feel it loosening, so I tugged a bit harder, causing a bigger chunk of the spike to jut out farther. Then suddenly the whole thing just fell out, so I went over to grab it so I could remove the white chocolate when the floor below me cracked and I fell down a long crater!!!

        I finally landed with a splash! I looked around and it was definetly brighter than in the cave. I looked around and saw a couple gummy bats hanging from the ceiling, I guess they were too deep into sleep to hear my loud asf splash a moment ago. There was also a tingling sensation all around me. I looked down and realized I was in a sprite pool with popping rocks at the bottom. cool! I got out of the water and went over to the chocolately shore. A sign to my left read "Hot Rock Springs! Relax your mind, body, and soul!" How'd that get down here? Maybe there were other people here... (or things)

        I walked down the almost hall-like cave and I could barely make out a faint light - no, glow - at the end of the tunnel. I picked up my pace a bit and jogged towards the glow and it got brighter and brighter. At some point the light was so blinding that I didn't realize I was outside until I tripped on a peppermint and fell. 

        As i recovered from my fall, I took in my surroundings. I was in what seemed to be a big field of sugar cane... I think I remember seeing this in the distance near the candy corn horn. That means it the clearing should be back that way! I walked through the dense sugar cane, occasionally tripping over some that have fallen off. Once when I tripped, I swore I heard someone - or something - running through the sugar cane, but I just assumed I broke off some sugar cane. Plus, the sugar cane was way too tall to look over.

        I swore I could finally see the clearing when a familiar cinnamon arrow went wizzing by my body, grazing against my forearm, slightly cutting it. I swear this bish has terrible aim! I pulled out my gun, or atleast tried to. I must've left in the hot springs! damnit.. I started to run from katy, not exactly sure she was but just running away from the general direction from where the arrow came from. A couple arrows came so close to my face i swear i was about to have a heart attack. I had to get out of here quickly so I shot my grappling hook (which i thankfully still had) at the nearest tree and pulled myself towards, out of her view. Thankfully I was safe! As I walked back into the forest looking for food, I noticed I haven't seen Iggy. It was then when i registered that Iggy and Katy must be in some sort of alliance! bitches, i muttered under my breath. That was no fair, 2 against 1. But it's fine im too fab wahahaahhaha. 

        The sun was starting to set, so I chose a spot inbetween a big cluster of bushes, and nestled in. 

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I feel like this was a pretty boring chapter cuz there was no action.... but it was long asf. I would've included more but I have to go to sleep and I feel like giving you some more content nooooow also have u seen my new cover i spent 2 damn hours on it i hope u like it! cya and lova ya <3333