He's my jerk| Book 2| Taekook

IV

"Baby, did you pack my shades, my bikini and straw hat?" taehyung asked jungkook while folding their other clothes

"Yes, i did" jungkook replied and taehyung gave him a kiss as a reward

"I have called namjoon and jin, they'd be meeting us at the cruise directly" taehyung said and jungkook hummed

They were done packing now and sat on the bed, watching the television when suddenly jungkook remembered that taehyung had something to surprise him so he decided to ask him 

"Taebear, you had something with which you wanted to surprise me with right?" jungkook asked and taehyung gasped

"I was about to forget but thanks for telling me!" taehyung said as he jumped up from the bed and took a purple paper bag from the closet and then keeping it inside the suitcase.

"So you're not gonna tell me what's inside the bag?" jungkook asked and taehyung giggled

"No, you'd have to see it once we reach there" taehyung smirked and packed the suitcase once again and jungkook whined but let it slide

They sat in their car and drove towards the dock from where their cruise was about to sail.

Taehyung was wearing black denim shorts and a tied up t-shirt, black high heels with his straw hat and black shades while jungkook was wearing a yellow and white t-shirt tucked inside his blue denims paired with high tops 

Taehyung curled his arm around jungkook's bicep as they walked out of the car towards the cruise ship where their friends were waiting for them.

They boarded the ship and already found their friends sitting on the deck with champagne and food decorated on the table in front of them as they were seated on the couch.

Taehyung ran towards jimin and gave him a hug who smiled and hugged him back.

"So what have y'all planned?" taehyung asked as he sat beside jimin while jungkook sat in front of him, beside jin.

"Nothing, just roaming in the sea and eat good food" yoongi said

"And by good food, he refers to me" jimin fanned himself as taehyung chuckled at him

The ship sailed towards the sea as they all hooted and cheered, popping the cork of the champagne and serving it to everyone

Yoongi was about to serve taehyung the champagne when jungkook stopped him

"He doesn't like to drink, so my lady would have apple juice" jungkook said as everyone cooed at him before namjoon gave taehyung the apple juice

"Look he's so caring" taehyung said, battering his eyelashes at jungkook whose heart fluttered at how hot and cute taehyung looked at the same time

"Why not play a game?" jin suggested and everyone agreed to it.

"So it's the same old never have i ever" jin said and everyone agreed

"Everyone gets to take a shot of the champagne if they have done the thing the other says" jin said and everyone nodded

"But my baby gets to take a shot of the apple juice instead of the champagne" jungkook said in a small voice and everyone chuckled before nodding

"Yeah jungkook we get it, taehyung won't have champagne" namjoon said and they started the game. 

First was jimin's turn

"So....never have i ever farted in an elevator" jimin said and jungkook looked at him with a raised eyebrow and jimin glared at him

"Jungkook i swear to god if you say that i'mma skin you alive" jimin warned

"Then well you shouldn't have lied" jungkook said stifling his laugh

"Oh please shut the fuck up, that time when we were staying in the hotel for the nationals, jimin and i were in the elevator, going down for the breakfast when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive . Jimin asked what brand perfume it was then she turns to us and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman who was with us, also very arrogantly turns to us saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

And you know how jimin feels about people who brag about their money

About three floors later, jimin and i had reached the ground floor and were about to get off the elevator. Before we left, he looked at both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, " - 49 cents a pound!, cheaper than yours". I was so fucking embarrassed that i had to dashi run from there" jungkook said finally bursting into a laugh with the others who probably needed new lungs because of how hard they were laughing

"Tae, i swear to god, i hate this rat boyfriend of yours. Jungkook you rat! This was supposed to be between us only!" jimin scolded but the six were busy laughing their ass off to even notice what jimin was saying so jimin playfully slapped yoongi.

"Sorry babe, but this was gold, worth getting a slap from you" yoongi said, wiping his tears off

"So, this question has to drop" jin said

"Jimin, try again" namjoon said and jimin muttered an "assholes" under his breath

"Fine, never have i ever Never Have I Ever Walked in on My Parents Having Sex" he said and namjoon and yoongi took shots

"Trust me, it's not a good sight to walk on to" namjoon said, shaking the horrible sight off of his mind

"Anyways, taehyung your turn" 

" Never Have I tried to burp the alphabet?" 

"To be honest, who does that?" as soon as namjoon said a burp with the letter "a" was heard from hoseok

Everyone looked at him and he rolled his eyes before taking a shot

"Jungkook your turn!" namjoon chirped, filling the empty glasses with the liquid

"Hmm.....Never Have I Ever Eaten Food Off of Someone's Naked Body" jungkook said and taehyung looked at him before smirking

No one took a shot on this question

"Guys you play, i need to borrow jungkook for some time" taehyung said, dragging jungkook with him

"Sure, have fun having your cruise sex" jimin rolled his eyes as they continued their game

Taehyung pushed jungkook inside their room and leaned closer to him

"So you've never eaten food off of someone's naked body hmm?" taehyung asked

"Let's make your wish come true"