who your fave makes music for

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disclaimer: i like most of these artist but i feel like roasting people.

1. kid cudi makes music for white guys between 18-25 who use college as the reason for their depression since their lives peaked in high school. they also use juul pods and secretly say the n word.

2. kanye makes music for coons. like their is no reason you should you be listening to coonye, especially considering how he supports a man who is the cause of children being locked in cages at the border.

3. bts makes music for twitter girls who use "skskkskksks" or have a meme of wendy williams for every reply. also for bitches who pretend like they know everything about korean culture. (i said wtf i said)

4. ariana grande makes music for 13 year old boys that pretend like their james charles and for teen girls who pretend to love gay people only to fetishize everything they do.

5. nicki minaj makes music for bitches who be posting "I'm grinding in silence", "He can never leave me cause he loves this fat ass🤤😛". like we know you're broke.

6. cardi b makes music for dumb bitches. she it for insecure black women who seek validation in that monster and for latinas that say the n word.

7. billie eyelash makes music for boring teenager who have no idea who they are. like y'all really think her wearing baggy and non revealing clothes is innovative? ummmm muslim women have been doing it forever but they get trashed for it.

8. jhené aiko makes music for bitches who will talk the most shit about their ex but only to take them back because they sent them a text.

9. demi lovato makes music for pathetic people. like imagine stanning her problematic ass.

10. chance the rapper makes music for people who have no taste in hip hop. he literally sounds like that one time will smith was on family guy.

11. madison beer makes music for people who have yet to know what good music is. like please go listen to someone else.

12. selena gomez makes music for the deaf.

13. shawn mendes makes music for people who have nothing going on their life. like there's no reason you should be listening to him unless you're dealing with a crisis.

14. travis scott makes music for white/ hispanic guys who act like they have the music choice. like chill tannner, you know NOTHING about rap because you listen to a guy that's a modern day t-pain and is only famous because his baby mama.

15. bhad bhabie makes music for raggedy and dirty bitches. like i know your bed has crumbs in it. i know you haven't changed your bed sheets in months. you're raggedy.

anywaysss, this was so fun making. leave a comment so i could roast your fave🥰💓

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