1. daniel caesar is complete dumbass. like you really fumbled your bag for a knock off cum dumpster version of alyson stoner. you will forever be canceled and i'm glad your album flopped. but freudian was absolutely beautiful but i don't wanna bear your coon ass
2. jay z is a sellout and you can't tell me otherwise. he's a capitalist and doesn't care about the black community. his comment on black boys being shot because of black single mothers was absolutely disgusting and will make me forever side eye him. do you know how dumb you have to be to speak on family issues when you literally cheated on bey. i need solange to come BEAT YOUR ASS AGAIN.
3. lana del rey's new album was pretty underwhelming and it did nothing for me. i'll probably change my views but it's nothing very special to me.
4. i hate this narrative that people want a woman like jhené aiko in a world of city girls. what does this even mean? have you not heard the woman's music? she literally made a song about how freaky she is but of course who i am to not mention colorism. of course it's colorism because men view jhené as more exotic or innocent due to her asian features or petite frame.
5. saweetie's music is trash. i know i already said it before but until she does something original, she'll always be trash in my book. and that my type remix was absolutely unnecessary but of course jhené killed it.
6. if you found anything funny about the insensitive jokes dave chappelle made on that trash special than you're homophobic. there's nothing funny about using the f-word if you're not gay.
7. paramore has never made a bad album.
8. bath and body works have the worst products ever. their lotions aren't moisturizing, the perfumes last for 30 seconds, and the only time worth going there is during sales cause i'm not paying $14 for a bottle of body spray.
9. i don't care how short da baby is, he's still my mcm
10. tom holland is the best Spider-Man and that's on PERIODDDDDDDDD. i don't want to hear that tobey maguire was the best because y'all swear that anything original is good. just cause tobey was the original doesn't prove shit and tom fits better into the role.
and can we talk about the disrespect that andrew garfield received? it was absolutely unnecessary cause he wasn't even a bad spiderman, y'all just love to hate things that aren't original. yes he did look older but he wasn't that bad. the amazing spiderman was a GREAT MOVIE. OKAY. the second one was terrible though.
11. following up to the previous debate: SPIDER-MAN IS THE BEST MARVEL SUPERHERO. PERIOD.
when i think of marvel, the first thing that pops in my brain is spider-man. it just gives me THRILLSSSSSSS. CHILLLLLS.
ughhh i'm gonna do a chapter dedicated to marvel because i'm gonna get too emotional.
12. shake it up, liv and maddie, girl meets world, and sonny with a Chance were probably the WORST shows on disney channel.
13. victorious is 100x better than icarly and i love icarly. victorious has more nuance, better comedy, and FANTASTIC MUSIC. i would still listen to a song from victorious and be happy. it's legendary.
but of course you guys won't agree because you guys love the things that came first but know for a fact that victorious was AMAZING. I WILL DEFEND THAT BEAUTIFUL SHOW TILL I DIE.
14. 13 reasons why is TRASHHHH and needs to end. i didn't watch the new season because i couldn't get past that annoying ass BITCH ANI.
like is this how you guys do diversity? add the most annoying black girl into the mix? you have the chance to give black girls some shine but had to give her the worst role? i demand reparations.
my sister basically spoiled the whole thing for me and i couldn't believe the bullshit i heard. i won't get in detail about that shit but just save yourself some time and invest in a quality show.
15. ummm i don't know if i'm a stone cold bitch but i felt ZEROOOO emotion when iron man died. like i was just like : okay. maybe it was because some bitch spoiled it for me before i saw it but i did not care.
black widow's death was just unnecessary like the bitch contributed the bare minimum anyways.
and captain america really got on my nerves. yes i know he has the best ass in america but knowing that information, why are you moping around about some bitch that died 100 years ago. like let that bitch go.
16. that tall girl movie coming on netflix looks like TRASHHHHH.
TELL ME WHAT HARDSHIPS TALL PEOPLE GO THROUGH TO GET A MOVIE DEDICATED TO THEM💀💀 I HAVE TO FUCKING LAUGH.
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