1. The Coronavirus
Y'all I've been on this earth for almost 20 years now and I've never seen mortals act such a damn fool!I drove to Costco the other day and all the paper towels and toilet paper were gone. Now y'all wanna wipe your asses?
I just don't understand why all the hand sanitizer sold out before the soap. Like y'all do know that hand sanitizer isn't gonna save you from getting sick? Some people don't even wash their hands after using the damn bathroom which is DISGUSTING. How do you not wash your hands everytime you come out the bathroom.
Literally all my classes have been cancelled cause everyone in my state is getting it but I'm just ready to book my round trip to Cancun for $28.
These tickets have gone down so much! Why would I die in dusty ass America when I could be dead on a beautiful beach?!?!
2. Summer Walker's nose
Before:After:
Yes we can joke about how terrible it looks. "She looks like MJ". First off don't disrespect my Virgo father like that again.
What do y'all want her to do about it? She can't return the nose so leave her alone. People will literally shit on black women for their features then shit on them for getting surgery. PICK A SIDE.
3. Kim Kardashian
So about this serial racist bitch. But fuck her. Of course this bird wore them ugly ass braids again with her face looking like she dipped it in peanut butter.
Look at her fucking hand.
4. DaBaby
This man needs to go to jail or play in traffic.
He punched a woman straight in her fucking face and instead of people calling him out, there's making jokes🙄
I honestly would've loved if this happened to me cause I would've gotten EVERY PENNY. I've been waiting for this opportunity my whole life. I need a celebrity to do some shit to me so I could live it up in a Texas mansion 😎5. Love is Blind
I can't binge watch this show. I'm on like episode 4 and I'm so behind. I'll make a separate chapter on this mess after I catch up but here's what I have so far:
1. Cartlon deserves to get dragged.
2. Barnett and that other girl are perfect for each other.
3. Lauren and Cameron are the best couple on that show.
4. That short guy and the blond chick are the worst couple on the show.6. Jhené Aiko's album was disappointing
You guys I'm starting to get annoyed with Jhené and this whole "toxic" mess going on. Ever since Triggered came out, everyone has been a Jhené fan which I hate. The album was so ducking boring. All the songs sound the same and she's not evolved at all.
7. Megan Thee Stallion
My hot girl queen🥺😍THAT EP WAS SO AMAZING. Savage and Crying in the Car are my favorite songs. If you think it was trash you're just a fucking hater.
8. Vanessa Hudgens moaning
I don't want to see Vanessa moaning my timeline, please and thank you! She'll always be Gabriella to me and I don't want my childhood ruined because of your horny fantasy.Anyways.....
Cardiob out this bitch