𝑼𝑵𝑷𝑶𝑷𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 𝑶𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺

wattpad opinions

y'all this book is coming to an end. as soon as i hit 200 chapters, I'm out this bitch. but y'all need to read my Burn Book!!! I have some of my best work on there so don't let it flop! Also follow me!!!

i can't stand this musty ass app and here's why:

I've been in this app since 2013. I know most of y'all reading this we're probably 6 or 7 years old so you don't understand how amazing this app was. The story's on here were phenomenal. They still are but Wattpad peaked from 2013-2016. I've seen it all from the Harry Styles sex slave book to Larry Stylinston to werewolf kink. It's been one hell of a ride but lemme list my issues/opinions that I've experienced throughout the years.

*Wattpad Premium: Y'all I tried that premium shit and it was a scam. There's no reason why I have to pay $6 to not see some damn ads. ADS. That's the reason people are paying extra. We don't wanna see those musty ass Episode ads. I don't wanna see some softcore porn, that's why I'm reading these kink books. Premium shouldn't be over $2. And no, I'm not broke, I just think it's a scam. Same goes for that coin shit.

*Haters: I don't know if it's the corona or bitches are losing brain cells cause they not doing schoolwork but these hoes won't leave me alone. Like I get it. You're entitled to your WRONG opinion but don't get mad for reading mine. Shit, you're on MY story. I will drag you if you say some fuck shit under my post or you'll get blocked.

Also, why are you so comfortable hating on someone's story? Just leave?!?!

*Improper Grammar/ Punctuation: Now look...... I'm not claiming to be the best speller or having the best punctuation and I've stated numerous times that I don't care but chilleeeeee. If you're writing a book, stop typing like you're texting. Like I can see the potential in your work but every time I read that shit, I lose brain cells. I'm not saying that to be shady boots but it really hinders my ability to read cause wtf. Grammarly is free, use it.

*Interracial Stories: Y'all I haven't read an interracial story since high school and I never will again. Some of them are cute (Marvel ones) but I have so many issues with the toxic narratives they push. I FUCKING HATE WHEN A WHITE GUY IS AMAZED BY THE BG'S HAIR. "Why do you wear weaves? You should wear your natural hair" Shut up. Like damn! You've never seen an afro? Also dating the former racist? I don't know who needs to hear this but you're not gonna change a racist. You're just a coon trying to impress massa.

*BxB / GxG stories: Some of y'all don't deserve the right to write these stories. Most of y'all don't have the RANGE. There's only a select few who can write a good smut chapter. It's clear that many of y'all don't know how sex work and it's very embarrassing.

*Rape Apologist: All I gotta say is that there's a special place in hell for people who try to normalize rape. People play with that shit like it's cute and not traumatizing. Go live your Lana Del Rey fantasy somewhere else hoe.

*Stereotypical Shit: I don't know which writers need to hear this but listen:
Your fave isn't going to make eye contact with you during a show to invite you backstage and you guys end up falling in love.
Your fave isn't gonna adopt you and then y'all fall in love.
1/1000 are you gonna bump into your loml into the hallway and he ends up dropping your book.
The pretty guy rarely ends up with the ugly/average girl. Make that shit realistic.

*Y'all are normalizing pedophila: I don't care if the main character is 17, she shouldn't be dating a 21 year old. A 15 year old shouldn't been kicking it with a 19 year old. It's called pedophila and those men need to be REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS.

*Teacher/Student stories: Dis.Gus. Tang.

*Users who comment a whole essay: I'm sorry but what possessed you to leave a whole dictionary under someone's post?

*"Offensive comments": Wattpad cut the shit. These kids don't give a fuck about the shit they say on here. Stop blocking ppl's comments.

*The You Must Follow Me for an update: this is the most ghetto shit I've ever witnessed on this app. I remember back in 2015, this one author would force the readers to vote and follow her. If this bitch didn't get a certain amount of likes or follows per chapter, she'd refuse to update. I promise you that votes and follows aren't that important. Bitch I'm at 143k views on this shit and I only have 100 followers. Who cares? It's all about the work and your passion. Fuck the numbers.

*Linking YouTube videos: I think I've only done this once or twice but I hate when people do this. I will go use Spotify to listen to the song rather than use this musty app😫 Something about using YouTube on here don't sit right in my spirit.

*Majority of these Unpopular Books: I'm not trynna throw shade but I am. If you're gonna make an unpopular opinions book, say some unpopular shit.

Bitches be like: "Unpopular Opinion: Camila is racist"

Like there's nothing unpopular about that nor is it an opinion, it's a fact. But these books are so boring. I had to make this book because I noticed the drought on this app. I needed to be as controversial as ever. Get everyone mad. I'm the Wendy Williams of Wattpad👑

Anyways, bye whores! I'm gonna go complete some shit for the first time!