2020 predictions

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i'm gonna do a chapter dedicated to some of your faves for the new decade and predict how they'll end up.

i'm actually a psychic you guys. raven baxter? she ain't got shit on me cause i see into the future

1. bts

bts will be popular because their crazy ass fans give them relevancy. please stop chasing these boys and chase yo dreams hoe.

like the hype will probably die down after 2022 cause y'all too grown for that mess. we grown. we got bills to pay and life to live.

2. kanye west

he'll only get worse and remain to be a coon.

nobody is gonna buy that yeezy shit cause it's fugly

3. lana del rey

flop. we don't care anymore plus she's dating a cop now. i don't know what kind of midlife crisis she's going through but sis.

fuck 12

4. selena gomez

we're all gonna start questioning how she has that many Instagram followers when she can't hold a note or act for her life but we won't care about her like that.

5. ariana grande

i'll give her 3 more years then after that she'll probably end up like a brittney spears to our memory. an icon but irrelevant

6. billie eyelash

she'll do great but this gimmick is gonna tired so sis better find something else to do cause this "bad guy" persona will wear out.

7. justin bieber

CRACK. he's gonna become a fiend and there's nothing we can do about it.

8. miley cyrus

she's still gonna try hard for us to like her but we still don't care sis. you're boring. next.

9. rihanna

she'll probably release the album early 2020 and have kids. she don't care about music anymore and she just wants to focus on her businesses.

10. shawn mendes

still bland. boring. nothing to offer other than temporary hits. the girlies will find another white guy to fiend over.

11. tyler, the creator

his time is over lmaoooo. he's not getting any new fans and nobody cares about his rebrand cause his whole career has been controversial. we're over those damn days.

12. cardi b

she's already starting to be irrelevant and isn't charting so we don't care about her annoying ass. she'll finally leave us alone hopefully.

13. taylor swift

will continue to be annoying and play the victim. i think she'll beat scooter Braun and his game but we don't care about her over here

14. charlie puth

WHO???????

15. kardashian's

i'm stuck on these bitches because kris jenner is probably gonna push them down our throats but we won't care. we'll probably get another famous family and they'll start to look terrible from all those surgeries. i mean have to you seen khloe? she looks like one of the ants from bug's life

i rushes through this cause i have somewhere to be but have a nice sunday 💓🐝🐝🐝🐝

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