Sideswipe x sides x female reader

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by Dragoness_Writes

by Dragoness_Writes

This is my first one-shot enjoy!!!

Requested by @Tfpfanfiction

Y/N walked the halls of NEST base since she was the sparkling of Optimus Prime and her SparkMates were Sides and Sunny.

She flinched when she heard screaming. "OH, MY PRIMUS THE NEEDLE IS GOING TO EAT ME!!" Screamed Sides. "Would you just can it!" Ratchet said. "NERR!" Screamed Sunny. Y/N just sighed and walked into the medbay. The twins were inching away from a needle. "No no no No no noNo no noNo no noNo no-no." Screeched Sunstreaker. Y/N teased. "Look the needle is coming to get you!" She said poking Sunstreaker servo. Sunstreaker jumped up and bolted. Ratchet was not amused. "What the hell is going on here, I heard screaming and a clatter," said Lennox. "They're afraid to get shots." Y/N said.

"Oh really!" He amused. "Boo!" He said. Sideswipe screamed like a little girl and said "MOMMY" while running. Optimus then came in and nearly got run over by the twins. "Should I ask why?" He said. "No." Y/N said. We heard the revving of the engine and Twins screaming YOLO. I formed a wall out of nothing and the twins hit it. "Oof!" said Sideswipe. "Dang it Y/N!" He said rubbing his head. Ratchet danced over like he was in a sparkly pink tutu. He took the shot and went back to his lab singing "I'm analyzing your Energon, I'm analyzing it. La de da. La de da." Lennox said nothing but just stared. Epps came in. "Wtf is going on here?!" He said. "You got me." Y/N said. "OHH WHAT A JOYOUS DAY IT IS, FILLED WITH WONDER AND HOPE, I FINALLY GOT THE TERROR TWINS BLASTED ENERGON TO STUDY IT!!" Sang Ratchet. "You know to be honest I'm just going to go." Y/N said transforming into an f/c. "Can I come with?" Asked Epps. "Yeah me too. Any more of that medics singing and I'm done." He said. "OHHHHHHHHHH......IM SO HAPPY I COULD CRY, OR GET ANOTHER VICTIM THAT NEEDS A MEDICAL EXAMINATION." Said Ratchet. "I'm done." Said Y/N.

At full speed, she drove out of the base and just went away.

"I'm going to have nightmares about Ratchet in a tutu singing car-aoke," said Y/N. "Ya know me too," said Epps. "So. The general gives you a break?" I asked. "Yeah. We phoned him. Apparently half the base needs a break." Said Lennox gesturing at the fifty to a hundred vehicles going in different directions. "Who put high grade in Ratchet's Energon?" Y/N asked. "Mm. Who knows." Lennox says. "So where to?" Asked Y/N. "anywhere from that Doctor of doom singing.

Y/N saw in her rearview mirror a particular H2 hummer rescue vehicle. "Uh oh." Y/N said. Flipping to a song she started to speed up.

See your body into the moonlight
Even if I try to cancel
All the pictures into the mind
There's flashing in my eyes

Don't you see my commission, the picture
Has gone running again
Can't you see now, illusions
Right into your mind

Déjà vu, I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street, and I know it's my time to go
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
Standing on my feet, it's so hard when I try to be me, woah

Déjà vu, I've just been in this time before
Higher on the beat, and I know it's a place to go
Calling you and the search is a mystery
Standing on my feet, it's so hard when I try to be me, yeah

See the future into the present
See my past lives in the distance
Try to guess now what's going on
And the band begins to play

Don't you see my commission, the picture
Has gone running again
Can't you see now, illusions
Right into your mind

Déjà vu, I've just been in this time before
Higher on the beat, and I know it's a place to go
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
Standing on my feet, it's so hard when I try to be me, yeah

See your body into the moonlight
Even if I try to cancel
All the pictures into the mind
There's flashing in my eyes

Don't you see my commission, the picture
Has gone running again
Can't you see now, illusions
Right into your mind

Y/N quickly dodge the cars and trucks but Ratchet turned on his sirens and the cars and trucks passed leaving a opening for him. "No!" She said and then drove into the mountains and into Virginia. "Ah the little town of Yorktown." Said Y/N. "Ooh. There's a Ben and Jerry's.

Narrator:
Y/N, Epps, and Lennox stayed at Yorktown eating icecream while the incident at NEST resolved. They happily licked their ice cream and laughed. They were happy that Ratchet wasn't bothering them with his random medical examinations.

Meanwhile:
Ratchet parked in the trees and shrubs watching Lennox, Epps and Y/N. "I shall get my revenge, my patient. I can promise that! While everyone's asleep. You'll get the medical examination of your life!" He laughed.

Then Ratchet pulled away chuckling. "Oh ho, the surprises I have in store!" He said.

Hope y'all enjoyed!!:)
Word count:1,095

This is actually my first one-shot book, the truth or dare books don't count. This one was a little yandere. Ratchet's next victim for the "random medical examinations" is you. Be safe my friends. Have a nice day or night wherever you are.

And beware of Ratchets examinations. Once you fall into his trap. You can't get out. *thunder rolls ominously*
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