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Sapphirius Prime: My name is Sapphirius and I am the commander, I take no shit or any slander.
I am the one who calls the shots.
I fend off any thots.
I'm the protective older sister.
So stay away mister.
Or you might be in danger,
From a girls anger.
Not much to say about me so I'll let the mic go to Katie.
Katie:
Eyy! What's up! I'm the second in command.
I'm better than any horny man.
I'm a crazy bitch with a schedule to upkeep. I lead the team, so why don't you go bleep.
The team I lead alongside Sapphirius,
May seem delirious.
There are reasons why the trials to our friend group are in place.
Because we're a bunch of funny people who love to race.
As my saying is flowy, I'll hand it off to Snowy.
Snowy:
._. Why am I here? My chancla you should fear. I demand respect within the team. So it would seem. I'm a nice gal once you know me, but anger me and you should flee. Before my metal chancla hits you in the knee. So without further ado I'll send you off to Lily.
Lily:
Um hi I guess?
You shouldn't really stress, the team means no harm
Even though we're a bunch of crazy bitches. You know who ticks us off snitches. I'm the scout for the team because my barrel racing past.
I don't really have much to say, except hey. So playa ya played now I'll send you off to Jade.
Jade:
Wow! This is really happening? Okay! I'll drop in and say hey. Not much has really happened today. I'm one of the newer people to join. Mess with me guys, and I'll kick you in the groin. :)
My sister's are crazy and I'll tell you that. So you can be wise before you get whacked. I'm the younger sister on the team so it would seem and unlike my exuberant sisters who love to protect. My friends I will never neglect. Uhh I think that's all I think. We're not a curse. Don't believe us? Talk to the nurse!
Nurse Kenzie: ugh. Really? *Sigh* Fine. I have an attitude like Ratchet. Wary at first. I've seen worse. You may think we're innocent and all. Nothing's worse than a guys bathroom stall. I'm the medic I treat wounds. To the sound of my favorite music on itunes.
Must I give you more of my prattle? With you guys rattle? Aight. I'm done. Snazzy, Auto take it away and save the day
Snazzy and Auto: We're part of the older sister group. And part of Sapphirius's troop. We're new at food stuff and protective of our friends. And we'll love each other to the dying end. Some of our team members might not talk but that doesn't mean they are stiff as a bamboo stalk. Little sister take it away?
Lexi: Uhm. Hi. If you really must know. Take a look at my book before you go. It'll explain everything from my perspective. Of the information I chose to share that was selected. I'm the loved sister of the team is all I can say. Read my book and make my day! :D
Sunny: Hi! I'm the last person to share something with y'all. No Sapphirius didn't stall. I'm a really chill gal who has lots of pals. I really enjoy being on this team. Oooh. I know someone who has a say? B-012? Take it away.
B-012: FINALLY. *Ahem* I'm the drunken boi, throwing up in a Toi Toi potty. Some think I'm snotty. And I enjoy a good cup of Scotty.
Sapphirius: *Ahem* Keep it PG please. I can always count on you to un-PG things.
B-012: Thank you for allowing me too. Shadow?
Shadow: ...No.
B-012: Thank you for the comment.
Shadow: ...
Sapphirius: Moonpheonix? Nova?
Them: We're good. Thank you.
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