Ironhide x daughter

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by Dragoness_Writes

by Dragoness_Writes

You walked the halls of the Ark marooned here on Earth. Your dad was away on a mission and when he returned you were dressed as a pink unicorn.

"Y/n." He said his thick southern accent kicking in. "Teletran-1 play pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows." Y/N said and transformed into a maximal unicorn.

It made Optimus give a wry smile. Then somehow by magic everyone turned into unicorns as they danced their way over to the Desepticons base. "I'LL RIP OFF YOUR HORN!" Megatron yelled. "Nope!" Said Optimus.

"Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!" You sang. You sang the verse a couple more verses. "Okay pop quiz! Where are the unicorns dancing?" You said. "On Megatron's face." Said Optimus. "On rainbows." Said the autobots. "What is the color of their magical fur?" Y/N Said. "Cybertronian metal." said IronHide dancing on Starscreams face. "Magical fur." Said the autobots. "What is the food for their magic?" You asked "Energon." said IronHide. "...." Said the autobots. "Smiles.." said Preceptor. "Yay, smiles!" Said the autobots.

Then after the dance everyone trotted back home and the unicorn mischief was over. "I so got that on record." Said Preceptor. "Oh my Primus! That was fun!" Said Optimus.

"At least we got to fight some Decepticon aft." Said IronHide. Crickets chirped. "You didn't really." Preceptor said. "What do you mean?" Said IronHide. "You and Optimus basically danced on Megatron's faces like a horse beating the scrap out of a rattlesnake." Said Preceptor. Optimus blushed a bit and the went to go do "Primely" things.

Leaving the autobots, IronHide and his daughter. "Want to do that again?" IronHide asked. "No." Said Ratchet. "Aww come on pwease?" Asked Y/N. "Come child I think I need to check your processor." Ratchet said.

"...seriously.." Ratchet said while he fixed the young girl. "Ugh what happened, I feel terrible." Said y/N.

Teletraan-1 showed Y/n what happened. "Preceptor!" Said IronHide. "Yes?" He said. "Were you going to post this on transformers-tube!?" He yelled. "No." Said Preceptor. "I was." Said Sideswipe.

"Sideswipe!"

Telegraan-1 has ended this chapter due to much cursing, metal banging (not like that), Optimus intervening and it gets worse.

Since this is a PG book, I bid you good day

-Teletraan-1