TFP Optimus x human female

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by Dragoness_Writes

by Dragoness_Writes

Another request by CricketLuver

It was a long and hot summer day in the autobot base, while Ratchet was rhythmically typing on his precious computer while Y/n and Bumblebee were giggling.

"This is going to be the best thing evah!" laughed Bee as Smokescreen came in. Y/N poured in more ice as she cackled hysterically getting odd looks from Ratchet and Ultra Magnus as Ratchet muttered Humans and their behaviours while Uktra Magnus gave you the the soldier you shouldn't do this shit that we don't care about.

Optimus came in upon hearing a girl laughing like a witch on Halloween. "Use waterfall." said Bumblebee as you tried to pour the ice cold water on Smokescreen but it ended up on Optimus Prime as he gave a shriek of alarm with a yell of Oh dear Primus why!? and Miko caught it on camara. "I am so showing this to the High Council of Cybertron." She teased as Optimus made a grab for her phone.

Y/N on the other hand was giggling. Ultra Magnus was shocked. Optimus walked off to the wash racks so he could dry his frame. "Solder, that was completely unnecessary." said Uktra Magnus.

"Ah don't give me that soldier shit, I am a human." Y/N said. Ratchet tried to hold in a giggle. "Also your soldier things won't work here. Our Earth Our rules, and you didn't go to the Air Force Academy now did you? So hold your tongue about the soldier thing..." Y/N said. The whole base was stunned.

Even Agent Fowler who was walking in. "Why is it so quiet?" he asked. "Because a human just put Ultra Magnus in place and it was so satisfying to watch." said Ratchet as Ultra Magnus glared at Ratchet.

Optimus walked in too the base being deathly quiet. He raised an optic ridge, while no one said anything.

"Commander..it was Y/N." said Ultra Magnus. "Oh I know, I heard the whole thing, she's right you know, this isn't our planet." Optimus said and then with a sway in his hips walked away.

Y/N was staring at his aft, because she has a crush on her guardian. "Someone has a crush~" teased Miko. "I-I do not!" Y/N stammered. "You do to, I saw you staring at Optimus aft, maybe wanting to frag him." said Miko.

The base was deathly quiet again. "A'right I'm going on recon. May I join Wheeljack?" Asked Ultra Magnus. "Yes." said Wheeljack as the two walked off. "I'm going for a drive." said Ratchet transforming into his signature ambulance and wailing his sirens just to annoy people.

"I'm...going to go frag-find him!" Y/N stuttered out his/her words. Miko smirked and gave a thumbs up, as Raf, was completely shocked. The rest of the base either went on patrol, a drive, or probably bleaching their processors out.

"MIKO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" said Jack. Miko smirked and then played 'What I've done' by Linkin Park