It was a lazy day on the warship and there was nothing to do. The SIC was getting the beating of his life (per usual) and Soundwave was listening to music while working on decoding stuff.
Y/N was reading Harry Potter book while listening to Confident by Demi Lovato. You were bored and sighed. Apparently Soundwave did it too at the same time. You also happened to be on your period. Sadly.
Soundwave noticed that you were in distress and looked at the book you were reading and noticed it was Harry Potter. Soundwave walked out of the room and went to go find Knockout. Leaving you and your cramps. "When will this ever end?" You asked yourself. Knockout came back in and said "what?" "Check....the....girl." He said between voice clips. Knockout sighed and scanned the you. "She's on her human heat." He said. "How do I fix it?" Asked Soundwave. "What am I a doctor?!" Knockout yelled. "Yes." Replied Soundwave.
Knockout sighed and said "chocolate, ice cream, cuddles and sappy romance movies." He prescribed. Soundwave wrote down the list and gave it to Knockout. "You...go....fetch..." He said. "And you can't?!" said Knockout. "Your....an....automobile." Said Soundwave. "Why..did I even sign up for this?!" Grumbled knockout as he went out only to be whacked by Soundwaves tentacle. "No..complaining Mr. Ibuffmyselfallthetime." He said and Knockout called for a bridge and transformed and bridged out.
Leaving Soundwave and his friend to themselves. Knockout came back and said "Ugh, all the stores were sold out, had to buy some ice cream from Ljubljana Croatia." He said with one bag of ice cream and the other of tampons and pads. "Eat it and weep." He said walking off back to the medbay. Soundwave sighed and grabbed some tiramisu ice cream and talked quietly.
Soundwave sighed and held the human girl close while they watched Harry Potter.
"Soundwave questions:What is period?" Asked Soundwave. Y/N breathed out a slow breath and sighed. Uh, it's when a human bleeds from their valve for seven days because a egg isn't fermented." "Soundwave acknowledges" said Soundwave as he documented what she said. "Soundwave, I swear to Primus-*bleeeeepppp*" said Soundwave cutting Y/N. "Soundwave!" Said Y/N. "Just shush my little Sweetspark and enjoy the movie..." said Soundwave hushing her.
Meanwhile at autobot HQ:
Optimus and the others were worried sick about y/n. "Incoming transmission from Megatron." Said Ratchet. "Put it through." Said Optimus. "Optimus....I recommend you not coming after our human friend Y/N, if you ever so lay a digit on her, I'll rip out your optics." Said Megatron. "You've said you'd rip out my optics but you've never done it." said Optimus crossing his arms. "I'll have more chances.....byeee." said Megatron. Then he pressed a button which muted the sound. All the autobots could see was Starscream being...um...well...interfaced by Megatron. "Um..Megatron?" Said Optimus. Megatron turned around and sighed and turned off the call."Frag. Fowlers going to have my helm." Muttered Optimus.
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