Primus x Unicron X Reader X Thirteen

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by Dragoness_Writes

by Dragoness_Writes

It was a normal day and you were visiting some friends of yours when you saw Prima embarrassed. "What?" You said. He pointed.

Primus and Unicron were in a battle. "This...is cringy and satisfying to watch." You said. ".

Primus:
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
Unicron: No you can't.
Primus: Yes, I can.
Unicron: No, you can't.
Primus: Yes, I can.
Unicron: No, you can't.
Primus: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
Unicron: Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
Primus: No, you're not.
Unicron: Yes, I am.
Primus: No, you're not.
Unicron: Yes, I am.
Primus: No, you're not!.
Unicron: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
Primus: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
Unicron: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
Primus: I can live on bread and cheese.
Unicron: And only on that?
Primus: Yes.
Unicron: So can a rat!
Primus: Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
Unicron: I can sing anything higher than you.
Primus: No, you can't. (High)
Unicron: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Primus: No, you can't. (Higher)
Unicron: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Primus: No, you can't. (Higher)
Unicron: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Primus: No, you can't. (Higher)
Unicron: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Primus: No, you can't. (Higher)
Unicron: Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Primus: Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything cheaper than you.
Unicron: Fifty cents?
Primus: Forty cents!
Unicron: Thirty cents?
Primus: Twenty cents!
Unicron: No, you can't!
Primus: Yes, I can,
Unicron: Yes, I can!
Primus: Anything you can say, I can say softer.
Unicron: I can say anything softer than you.
Primus: No, you can't. (Softly)
Unicron: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Primus: No, you can't. (Softer)
Unicron: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Primus: No, you can't. (Softer)
Unicron: Yes, I can. (Softer)

You watched the two going at it. "...why don't we go to get ice cream?" I said. "But you have training!" Prima called. "It can wait, your team first." You said.

Little later at Virginia Beach your walking with the others. All thirteen. When you stop at the icecream shop. "Ah here it is." You said. "How does this place work?" He asked. You chuckled. "It's easy. Just choose a flavor." You said as you walked in. "Hello miss, how may I help you?" Asked Ivan. "Hello. These are my brothers. They are out of town. And never tried icecream before." You said. "Never!?" Sputtered Ivan. "Yeah. They've been fighting a war overseas." You said.

"Ah! Veterans! That I understand! Now what will the flavors be?" He said. Prima scratched his head in wonderment. "They honestly don't know." You said. "Uuuuhh....I guess it will cookie dough for me." Said Prima. "Alright..what about the others?" He said. He stepped aside. "Rocky road?" Said Senteniel. "Pumpkin spiced latte." said Onyx.

And the orders went on. Till it reached Solus. "Thor's hammer?" She said. Mr.Ivan told her what it consisted of. She seemed intrigued and got it.

I finally got my flavor which was butterscotch. I paid. We got fifty percent off. So a normal 20 dollar ice cream cost $10.

We sat on the boardwalk eating our treats. "Who's the redhead?" He asked. "Oh that's my friends brother." She said. "Mm.." He said thinking. (I know her...)

"They finished their singing?" Questioned Amalgamous. "Probably looking for us." I said. "Eh, don't worry about it. We all hate Unicron singing, must of been those drastic truth or dare games." Replied Onyx his eyes wide. I chuckled at the reaction.

This had been a long day..now for some "training!" called out Prima. "Damnit you read my thoughts!" I said. Prima laughed as I sighed..

This is going to be a long night