My Transformers Oneshots (Not taking requests)

Magical Reader X Optimus X Unicron

You somehow made the god of chaos and destruction half good half evil, and right now you were in base sitting on Optimus shoulder asking Unicron a question

You: I have a question.
U: Yes?
You: We're having a song contest.
U:And..?
You: I was wondering if you wanted to do duet?

U:Sure..which song?

You:That's the thing..

U:.....y/n....tell me NOW *inserts Demonic voice*

You:Easy, easy, you don't want Primus to find out do you!?

U:..Your telling me you haven't told him yet..

You:Yes.

U:Jeez, kid. Don't want to face his wrath! Remember we are arch enemies.

You:You'll help me out right?

U:*sigh* Yes..but really what's the song?

You:Thriller..and you used your all "I'm dark and scary voice didn't you?"

U:Yess. Crap...I have to go..bro wondering why I randomly used my dark voice.

You:K.

Since it was Halloween and NEST was doing a Halloween dance you need help, with doing the 'doomed prophecy' of Thriller. You sighed and teleported off of Optimus shoulder as he didn't know a half good half evil Unicron was coming to visit.

You com linked his number and asked him to come to the meeting room. Optimus looked at you suspiciously and asked why..

"Er you see I invited Unicron to..um..NEST." Y/N nervously said. Optimus narrowed his optics in a way he was staring into your soul. "YOU FRAGGING DID WHAT-?!" He yelled. "Okay, lemme get this straight... I used magic on Unicron to make him half good half evil." You said. "When is he evil?" Asked Optimus. "Mondays." Said Y/N. "Thank Primus it's a Friday." He said. "I haven't told him either." Y/N said.

Optimus flinched. "Actually you just did. You see I -" Y/N gasped. "Holy shiitake mushrooms in gravy I forgot! You have the Matrix Of Leadership." Optimus nodded. "Yes...now too explain this to EVERYONE ON base." He said. "Also you have new recruit duty for the next six months after this is over." Optimus said walking out and then turned around and pointed his sword at Y/N giving her the look. "And I mean it, no ifs ands or buts no coconuts!" He said. Y/N nodded and went to go get her Halloween costume.

You:Come in Costume
U:K. Primus found out?
You:Yah. Aka Matrix Of Leadership
U:Damnit...ooh wait..I got new notification..
You:?
U:I've been invited to tea. By Primus?
You:I sorta took him to England.
U:-_-
You:..where?
U:Niagra Falls.
You:Oo nice.
U:What time should I be there?
You:7
U:K....fleshy...
You:=_=

NEST finally got ready for their Halloween party when Unicron teleported beside Optimus. "Hello...." He said. "Hello." Said Optimus. Y/N was in her costume which was a Cybertronian wolf kitsune. She swished her make shift metal and hugged her friend. "Well, you look good." She said looking at his costume. "It's not a costume..I just add demonic wings.." He said.