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𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬
Rastgeleim bored. so here are some vines that will: -cure your depression -make you laugh -never be forgotten started: may 28, 2019 ended: april 7, 2020 © 2019 wyatt-sophia
𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬
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[1] "go back to sleep and starve"
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[2] "look at all those chickens"
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[3] "barbucue sauce on my tiddies"
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[4] "take a freaking compliment"
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[5] "WTF"
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[6] "kill yourself or get killed"
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[7] *stammer*
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[8] "welcome to chili's"
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[9] "im gay"
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[10] "when you could be glade"
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[11] "i have god and anime on my side"
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[12] "WOOF!"
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[13] "is this allowed?!"
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[14] "I THINK IM GONNA VOMIT!"
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[15] "THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T F*UCKING LOVE YOU!"
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[16] "Do I lOoK lIkE-"
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[17] "-I never learned how to f*cking read"
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[18] "that's gay"
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[19] "kim, there's people that are dying"
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[20] "whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe"
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[21] "bitch gon' step on my f*cking toe-"
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[22] "free shavocado!"
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[23] "i thought you were american?"
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[24] "even though i look like a burnt chicken nugget-"
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[25] *vocalizes*
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[26] "strawberry soda"
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[27] "and they were roomates"
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[28] idfk
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[29] "i wont hesitate, bitch"
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[30] "-if a child was right in front of you?"
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[31] "adam."
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[32] "more like hurricane tortilla!"
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[33] "me, n****"
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[34] "YEET!"
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[35] *slips and crashes*
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[36] "five feet apart cause they're not gay!"
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[37] "there's a bee?!"
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[38] "birthday" somethin' somethin'
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[39] "could've drop my-"
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[40] "fuck off Janet!"
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[41] "a child."
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[42] "free-style dance teacher"
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[43] "she doesn't even go here!"
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[44] "an avacodo...thanks"
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[45] "still a piece of garbge"
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[46] "that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick"
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[47] "boy got his free taco-"
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[48] "that was legitness"
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[49] "chris, is that weed?!"
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[50] "i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag"
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[51] "i think i know more about american girl doll then you do."
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[52] "im JOHN CENA!"
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[53] "i dont have enough for chicken nuggets"
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[54] "..."
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[55] *music blast*
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[56] "but are you verified, in the eyes of god?"
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[57] "I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL-"
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[58] "fuck your chicken strips!"
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[59] "wow."
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[60] "do you ever wonder...what is going on inside their head?"
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[61] "that is not correct"
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[62] "i have crippling depression"
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[63] "actally, i cant sit anywhere megan-"
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[64] "road work ahead, i sure hope it does"
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[65] *jumps in garbge can*
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[66] "why are you running?"
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[67] "oh ma gad, he on xgames-"
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[68] "i'll never stop loving you BITCHHH!"
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[69] "i dont care that you broke your elbow"
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[70] "kevin, watch the light"
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[71] *kermit sings*
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[72] "well when life gives you lemons!"
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[73] *mario theme*
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[74] *piano plays*
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[75] "DIE FOR EACH OTHER"
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[76] "then i saw her FACE!"
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[77] *takes food*
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[78] "GET OUT!"
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[79] "10 BILLOIN POINTS FOR GRYFINNPUFF!"
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[80] *dances*
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[81] "a potato flew around my room"
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[82] "i dont need a degree to a clothing hanger"
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[83] "we must be getting close!"
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[84] "around, and around-"
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[85] "whats better than a good book?"
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[86] *blanket dancing*
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[87] "give me your f*cking money!"
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[88] "i smell like beef"
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[89] "what'd you say, kyle?"
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[90] "BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO!"
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[91] "that was majestic!"
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[92] "he need some milk!"
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[93] "its weds my dudes"
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[94] "THATS MY OPINION!"
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[95] "oovoo javer"
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[96] "I cant swim."
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[97] "i wanna be a cowboy!"
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[98] "nice ron."
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[99] "why you always lying?"
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[100] "iridocyclitis."
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[101] "i have osteoporosis"
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[ 102] "not to be racist or anything-"
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[103] *waves twice and on beat*
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[104] "i cant believe you've done this."
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[105] "i am shooketh!"
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[106] "two shots of vodka"
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[107] "look at these bumps"
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[108] "NO POMEGRANATES!"
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[109] "and i opp-"
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[110] "what the f*ck, richard!"
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[111] "oh shit! it's a rat!"
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[112] *illuminti music*
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[113] "KEVIN!"
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[114] "all right"
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[115] "t-t-t-t- arget!!"
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[116] "and dyinggggg!"
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[117] "run."
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[118] "hahaha, i do that"
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[119] "how would you like your steak?"
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[120] "that why i dont go home for thanksgiving anymore"
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[121] "i be flossing..."
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[122] "a belt"
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[123] "strike!"
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[124] "who tf wanna die?!"
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[125] "GET OUT THE WAY!"
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[126] "MY POOP IS COMING!!!"
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[127] *turns around*
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[128] "my dad has diabetes!"
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[129] "annie are you ok?!"
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[130] "best of both worlds."
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[131] "man down!"
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[132] "they are my crocs"
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[133] "why you mad?"
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[134] "ReAd YoUr BiBlE"
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[135] "YOU'RE MY DAD!"
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[136] "im HUNGRY!"
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[137] "my EyEs! IT BURNS!"
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THANK YOU SM!
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[139] "AAAAAA"
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[140] "Im a wot?"
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[141] "Its me jessie and ari"
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[142] "i shaved my eyebrows!"
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[143] "merry christmas"
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[144] "sir, are you ok?"
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[145] *mOaNs*
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[146] "shut your-"
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[147] "you tripen' bruh"
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[148] ayeeee
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[149] "sksksksksks and i opp-"
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[150] "you look dusty!"
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[151] "PERIODT!"
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[152] DaNcE mOmS
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[153] "B-I-C-T-H"
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[154] "the birds work for the bourgeoisie"
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[155] "PATRICA"
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[156]"democrats or politics?"
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☺️🥺😚🥰
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[158] "PLESE DONT DO COCAINE AYE!"
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[159] "wtf does she know about camaras?!"
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[160] "i was to busy BLOCKING OUT THE HATERS"
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[161] "rise and shineee!"
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[162] "ABBY!"
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[163] HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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[164] "they cant hear me because they're listening to KiDs BoP"
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[165] "ADRIAN MICHAEL!"
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[166] "ahaha..."
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[167] "i dont give a damn."
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[168] "zack, stop!"
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[169] "im about to beat this bitch up"
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[170] "i think we all sing!"
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[171] "imma get a subaru!"
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[172] "..."
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[173] "ratatatata"
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[174] "hehehehe"
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[175] okay, but this song is a BOP
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[176] "we need to call the police."
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[177] "here we go lesbians!"
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[178] "i love you so muchh!!"
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THERES A VINE 2
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[180] "ryan..sup!"
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[181] "im black!"
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[182] "YAGA!"
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[183] "hi sisters!"
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[184] "sir, this is subway"
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author's note
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[186] "a knife!"
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[187] "thanks a lot, rachel!"
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[188] "big boobs, what?"
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[189] "this is a cool nickel!"
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[190] "i got it!!"
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[191] "take me back to 2019"
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[192] "no i am gonna leave!"
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[193] "GO AWAYYY"
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[194] "CoRoNaViRuS"
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[195] "what the hell is a hufflepuff?"
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[196] "JADA"
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[197] "turns out you were just fam."
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surprise!!
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[199🥺] "what about NaScAr?"
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