Phoenix Pact Into The Marvel Universe Volume #1 [Satire]

Issue #6 - Deposit or Withdrawal (Currently Being Revised)

*Phoenix Pact's House*

*Sparky and Heat opened up the door to their house to see Arctic looking at them while leaning on a nearby wall. He started  a slow clap as they both seemed confused by his actions while they entered inside the house*

Arctic: Well, if it isn't our two famous heroes.
Sparky: Famous?
Arctic: Ya, look.

*Sparky and Heat looked at the wall-mounted flat screen TV in their living room as Arctic closed the door behind them. The TV showed Heat and Sparky flying toward the rat from a ground view vantage point*

Sparky: Whoa, that's me...
Heat: Is this on the news?

*Arctic shook his head as he paused the video*

Arctic: Internet.
Heat: Oh.
Arctic: But look at the views?

*Arctic got out the remote as he pulled up the information for the video. Heat and Sparky were flabbergasted by the videos one million view count*

Heat: A million people?
Arctic: You two are internet famous!

*Arctic got off the wall as he walked toward them*

Arctic: After looking around at this site called YouTube I realized, kind of like our universe, that superhero sightings are like cat videos and porn.
Sparky: Impossible, superheroes can't out do porn.
Heat: Guys!? Come on.

*Gyro stumbled out of the bathroom as she scratched the side of her head while she looked over to Heat*

Gyro: We lived with each other long enough to know out of all of us you have the longest browse history of-
Heat: Gyro, don't please!
Gyro: What? I'm just talking about cat videos...or p*ssy cats getting hardcore stroked by-
Heat: Do you have to give a visual!?
Gyro: It helps me out.
Heat: Oh, I don't know who's worse, sometimes.
Arctic: Well, what I was getting at is that it looks like we are about to get a lot of attention. We may get contacted by the...Avengers or whoever to join them.
Heat: I see...
Sparky: Well, like we all discuss before I think it's best if we all just not get involved with these groups.
Arctic / Gyro: Agreed.
Arctic: They're problems become our problems and not to mention we're all in the best group, anyway.
Heat: Damn straight.
Arctic: So that being said who wants to see videos of superheroes fighting each other!
Gyro: Oh, I do!

*Arctic and Gyro jumped over and landed on the couch as they began browsing through videos. Sparky was about to join them as Heat grabbed the back of his vest. He begrudgingly looked at her as she folded her arms and raised a single eyebrow to him. Sparky nodded as they headed back to his room. Gyro watche them as she then sneered looking back at the TV*

Arctic: I guess Heat, knows about his cash stash?
Gyro: Ya...looks like it, wait you knew too?
Arctic: Well he had two chairs in the room out of know where; I honestly thought he was getting cocky.
Gyro: That's what I said.
Arctic: Well, at least Sparky doesn't have to worry about Heat or the actual heat. This is for the best.
Gyro: I guess...

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*A Few Blocks Away*

*A drug dealer went street to street selling drugs to people as another got inside a car with a large amount of money in a bag. The two dealers eventually drove to a building close to a nearby seemingly uninhabited harbor by a beach*