Phoenix Pact Into The Marvel Universe Volume #1 [Satire]

Issue #10 - The Uncivil War Part 2 (Civil War 2 Tie In)

*Heat awoken in a groggy stupor by the couch as she put her hand on the seat slowly lifting herself up. Heat peered around quickly noticing a spiked metal ball by their now broken into back glass door. Heat stumbled toward the glass door, blankly staring at the untouched door handle and then to the broken glass around the door. She slowly went back onto the couch as she looked around the room* 

Heat: What the fuck is going on!? Arctic!? Sparky!?

*Heat turned her head and looked at the device that was left on their dining room table behind the couch. Slowly scanning the device she noticed a button on its side as she slowly got off the couch*

*Heat was behind the broken glass door heavily gripping a TV Remote in her hand. She carefully threw the remote at the button as she swiftly jumped back into their backyard. The device then activated causing an audio message to play while Heat was still huddled over the wall of the house*

[Firestar: Is this recording? Oh, I think it is...]
Heat: What the...why did my paranoid ass think that was a landmine?
[Firestar: This is Firestar of the New Young Allies! Your friends have all been arrested for their future crimes...Toro grab the bitchy one, I'm not touching her.]

*Heat stepped over toward the device as she scoffed*

Heat: Are you fucking kidding me!? We didn't even make a fucking cake! And her name is fucking Gyro!!
[Firestar: Nomad, just take the techie one's stuff...not like he's going to be using it.]
Heat: Sparky!? You're stealing from Sparky!? Are you shitting me-
[Kid Colt (In background): Oh I am so taking these BBs for myself.]
[Firestar: Ya, sure do whatever just let me finish this message...]
Heat: Arctic...

*Heat furiously glared at the device as she balled up her fist*

[Firestar: Look uh fire...fire woman? Is that her name?...]
Heat: It's! Heat!-
[Firestar: Ugh forget it, your friends are future criminals and now they are in route to be sent to our secret forest jail and then collected by Carol to her jail. Don't do anything stupid...even though these are your friends...because I will whip your ass and send you to jail myself! Out!]

*The audio log ended as Heat huffed smoke out of her mouth. Heat furiously marched back toward her room blowing out more smoke out her mouth*

Heat: This whole time we fucking play by the rules and now we still get sent to jail!? Fuck this stupid Universe!! Fuck these dumbass heroes and their stupid fucking pre-crime bullshit!!! I am so going to kick each of their asses!!!

*Heat barged into her well organized and clean room as she continued to march further inside. She zoomed passed her dresser which had scented candles and a journal on top of it and immediately stopped at the end of her perfectly made up bed. She angrily hoisted her mattress off her bed to reveal a huge stash of weed under it*

Heat: It's party time, mother fuckers!

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[Gyro: Let us go! We didn't do anything!]
[Firestar: That's what we're trying to keep you from doing.]

*Somewhere Else*

*Arctic slowly awoken to find himself in a portable circus cage that had thick metal cell bars. Beyond the cage was a small field slightly obscured by the many trees surrounding it. Arctic slowly got up as he was able to tell they were right outside of their neighborhood*