Phoenix Pact Into The Marvel Universe Volume #1 [Satire]

Issue #14 - Invasion of the Alien Drug Lords from Outer Space Finale

*Phoenix Pact's Living Room*
*Gyro was playing a game on the TV while Sparky opened the front door and walked into the house*

Sparky: Gyro!
Gyro: I'm in the middle of something.
Sparky: Arctic and Heat need us!
Gyro: What!? Why didn't they call?
Sparky: Uh...I- I think they did. Did you check your phone?

*Gyro looked over as she realized her phone wasn't there*

Gyro: Fuck, I left it in my room. Fuck, all right, let's go!

*Gyro and Sparky quickly left the house as the game, Gyro was playing, was still booming in the background. The TV screen showed the main menu for Street Fighter with the in game music playing loudly*

*[Read Issue #2]*

*Mr. Saturday was shielded within a round magical field as a booming blizzard of snow and hail brewed all around him. He slowly looked at the "Read Issue #2" as he stopped moving forward and looked at the view point of the audience*

Mr. Saturday: Or technically you can also read issue 11-
[(Robotic Distorted Voice): A bad man will fall from the sky...as I once did...as all four of us did...but he will have one goal different then our own...]
Mr. Saturday: Goal!? What are you talking about Machina?

*The blizzard instantly cleared revealing a flat icy tundra with Mr. Saturday looking far off into the distance. He notice beyond a large sheet of snow was the cold remnants of rooftops of skyscrapers with the frozen top of Avengers Tower shining among them. Mr. Saturday's attention then snapped to Machina (The person wrapped in rags from Issue#2 -4) who then appeared in front of a skyscraper sized white church doors that were a few yards away from him. The door was tall enough to breach through the atmosphere with its large black and white glass stained windows at the top barely remaining visible from a ground view. Machina slowly turned toward Mr. Saturday, nodding to him, then turned back to the looming door*

[Machina: A simple goal...to open these doors...to enter inside the Ever Realm and unleash its blessing...upon that universe.]

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*Before Before House*
*Chelsey started to run away as Firestar grappled her onto the pavement of the house's driveway. Chelsey struggled to break free while Firestar's grip tightened*

Firestar: You're not leaving until I get a damn...inhaler!
Chelsey: Get off of me!

*Chelsey glanced over to see Casey run up the nearby sidewalk heading right toward her*

Chelsey: Casey?

*Heat and Arctic quickly got out of cover and went toward Chelsey as Crack pointed to them with a wide smirk appearing across his face*

Crack: Even more hero types, huh? This ought to be fun.

*Casey just caught up with Heat and Arctic as Casey glared at Firestar who was still grappled onto Chelsey was able to sprain Chelsey's leg*

Chelsey: Fuck! My leg!
Casey: Get the fuck off of her!

*Firestar looked up at Casey as she let go of Chelsey and got up from the ground. Casey helped Chelsey up and carried her behind Arctic and Heat with Firestar giving out a bloodshot eyed glare to them. Her crazed, sweat dripping, gaze slowly went over to Heat with Heat appearing concerned*