*Midnight*
*Smokes Screen walked inside the house, that Chelsey delivered to, with Crack marching right behind him. They both stopped in the living room as Crack cleared his throat*Smoke Screen: So, about your employer, are they a notorious villain? Or maybe a-
Woman: Well, notorious can be dangerous.*The woman from "before before" slowly strutted up to Smokescreen as his gazed was locked to her*
Woman: I'd rather be discreet.
Smoke Screen: And sexy.*The woman chuckled, leaning over his ear*
Woman (Whispering): I'm an alien from the Tzin empire.
Smoke Screen: Wait what?
Woman (Whispering): I need you to sell my alien drugs so I can take over the planet.
Smoke Screen: Wait...what!?*The woman laughed hysterically as she walked away from him, clapping her hands in excitement*
Woman: I'm just joking, why would I be an alien? That's just crazy.
*Smoke Screen slowly peered over to Crack, appearing confused while Crack continued to blankly stare at the woman*
Woman: We saw your work, taking out the local drug market here and...wow...did you move fast.
*Smoke Screen, turning back to her, smiled and folded his arms*
Smoke Screen: Well most of the dealers here are pushovers, had a good amount of nudging from a friend to do what I had to do. But I was at first humiliated by a bunch of heroes named the wolf pack then next thing I know my hide out gets raided by the police, DEA agents and a bunch of teenage superheroes!
*The woman nodded and slowly walked back over to Smoke Screen*
Woman: Well since you've been locked up, broken out, locked up again and broken out once more somethings have changed...
Smoke Screen: Like what?
Woman: Well, along with the Phoenix Pact, another group called the New Young Allies have also set up camp here in Stamford.
Smoke Screen: Two hero groups? I guess that means we'll have to move to another city.
Woman: Oh don't even worry about them, we'll just get them both hooked...and it'll be as simple as this.*The woman got out an inhaler from her pocket then presented it to Smoke Screen*
Woman: All it takes is one puff.
Smoke Screen: Well I'm not sure if the Phoenix Pact will be so easily tricked with drugs.*The woman peered over to Crack with a devilish smirk on her face*
Woman: Well...we'll just use force then right, Crack?
*Crack chuckled as the woman looked back over to Smoke Screen*
Woman: It's time you meet the Drug Lords.
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*Later in the Morning*
*Heat and Arctic were watching a news report play on the TV while Sparky just walked out from his room*[Tonya Fondozzi: -Though no reports on where Smoke Screen has actually escaped to. But with the New Young Allies and the Phoenix Pact possibly teaming up, our streets may clean up faster than we think...back to you Jesse.]
*The news then cuts back to Jesse in a news reporting room*
[Jesse: And to add a new development on the matter, the group M.A.M is now showing local support on both their Twitter and Facebook group accounts of both hero groups. They also sent out a message on their twitter page, earlier today, saying "Think of the children, Smoke Screen, think of our god damn children". ]
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Phoenix Pact Into The Marvel Universe Volume #1 [Satire]
HumorFour immature, irresponsible and reluctant Superheroes known as the "Phoenix Pact" get teleported from their simple superhero world to the chaotic Marvel (Comic) Universe. The story follows their many comedic misadventures as they try to adapt and...