Phoenix Pact Into The Marvel Universe Volume #1 [Satire]

Issue #12 - Invasion of the Alien Drug Lords from Outer Space

*7 am*
*Inside Heat's Room*
*Heat was on her bed, writing in her diary as she gazed upon and smiled at the morning sky through her window*

[Heat (In Writing): "Another week inside this universe and things haven't really changed. I mean they have but we're still stuck here. We met this group stationed near us called the New Young Allies..."]

*Some Time Before*
*The New Young Allies were patrolling through the local neighborhood.  They soon came around an empty block to see a lone kid about to cross the empty street. Firestar stopped the kid by pulling him back to the side walk then glared at the kid. She then aggressively pointed to the crosswalk while the boy appeared utterly confused*

Male Kid: Wha-...but there's no cars coming by.
Firestar: Obey the rules, kid.  Or do you want to go to jail!?
Male Kid: Uh-
Firestar: Well!?
[Heat (In Writing): "They're a bunch of assholes or at least Firestar is. None of us like them. Also there's another superhero group called the Champions that is filled with actual kids. We caught a glimpse of them actually..."]

*Some Time Before That*
*Sparky, Arctic and Heat were walking toward a bank, within their local suburb, as armed robbers quickly busted out of the bank. They all looked at each other and nodded as they all ran toward the robbers. Over head of them the young Champion members flew and quickly dispatched the robbers. The three stopped in their tracks and stared while the Champions were finishing off the robbers*

Arctic: Oh wow, out sourced by kids.
Sparky: Well at least the younger generations taking charge, which means we get to sit on our asses.

*Sparky raised his hand for a high five as Arctic and Heat walked passed him*

Arctic: Should we help?

*Arctic folded his arms as all the robbers were seen incapacitated*

[Heat (In Writing): "It's still weird to see young kids fight crime; I mean are their parents okay with this? Anyway, as for us, Doctor Strange still doesn't know how to get us back and our other leads out of this dump fell through...we're officially stuck here."]

*Arctic and Sparky were proudly standing in a two room shack that was in their backyard. The first room was somewhat small in size caring a large rug on the floor and two couches that met in the south east corner of the room*

Sparky: Thank you backyard catalog page.
Arctic: It just took all of our paychecks but I think it was worth it.
[Heat (In Writing): "But we're making the best out of the situation, or at least the best we can make out of it-"]
[Gyro (Outside her Room): Heat!? Are you up!? Heat!?!?]
[Heat (In Writing): "Fucking shit! Gyro is yelling again! What does she want now!? She knows I don't like doing shit in the morning"]

*Present*
*Heat slams down her diary as she angrily stares at her bedroom door*

Heat: Yes!?

*Gyro opened her door as she blankly looked at Heat*

Gyro: Group meeting in the shack.

*Gyro closed the door with Heat sighing right after*

Heat (To Herself): Fuck.

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